Friday, 24 January 2014

Malima kihiyo mwingine Hazina

Angalia CV ya Adam Malima aliyeweza kufanya MSc (Economics) 

baada ya kumaliza kidato cha nne.

Member of Parliament CV

GENERAL
SalutationHonourable
First Name: Adam
Middle Name: Kighoma Ali
Last Name:Malima
Member Type:Constituency Member
Constituent: Mkuranga
Political Party: CCM
Office Location: P.O.Box 2000, Dar es Salaam
Office Phone: +255 784 612 020/+255 713 612 020
Ext.:
Office Fax:
Office E-mail: amalima@parliament.go.tz
Member Status: Current Member
Date of Birth 26 June 1966
EDUCATION
School Name/Location Course/Degree/Award Start DateEnd DateLevel
University of Hauana (Cuba)MSc. (Economics)19841989MASTERS DEGREE
University of London (SOAS)MSc. (Econ)19941995MASTERS DEGREE
Univesity of London (SOAS)Post Graduate Diploma (Econ)19931994POSTGRADUATE
Shaban Robert Secondary SchoolO-Level Education19791982SECONDARY
Upanga Primary SchoolPrimary Education19721978PRIMARY
EMPLOYMENT HISTORY
Company Name Position From To
Ministry Of Finance and EconomicDeputy Minister Of Finance and Economic2014-01-202015
Ministry Of Food and AgricultureDeputy Minister Of Food and Agriculture20122014-01-20
Private ConsultantsBusiness Consultant20022005
Ministry of Energy and MineralsDeputy Minister2/13/2008
Pwani Finance Business ConsultantsConsultant1996-
Bank Of Tanzania (BOT)Financial system19901996

8 comments:

  1. Hainishangazi sana kwa sababu aliyempa uwaziri naye ni Kihiyo. Kwa hiyo ilimchukua "Mheshimiwa" Malima mwaka mmoja kufanya Masters yake ya kwanza na miaka mitano kufanya Masters yake ya pili, somo hilo hilo la uchumi. Hana tofauti na bosi wake aliyepata shahada yake ya kwanza ya "Business Study" kutoka chuo kisichojulikana. Nchi itaokoka kweli?

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  2. Very interesing obsevation. Masters ya kwanza mwaka mmoja lakini ya pili miaka mitano! Du! Kweli Bongo sasa taifa la wasanii.

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  3. "Mteuzi" keshajichokea kutumia "common sense" kabisa. Sasa ni kutumia "Common NONsense" tu. Kwa kifupi ndiyo hivyo....

    Hata kama "akili ya kuambiwa, changanya na ya kwako....", basi aliyoambiwa tangu mwanzo (kama aliambiwa) yote hakuna la akili hata moja.

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  4. Anon hapo juu umenichekesha. Kuna jamaa wakimwita Mr Ziro. Mwanzoni nikidhani wanamkosea adabu kumbe ziro kweli kweli. Huenda hana muda kwa vile huwa anawahi ndege kwennda kuweka rekodi ya kuzunguka dunina na kutumia kodi za wachovu atakavyo.

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  5. Naona Mhango ulifikiri huyu jamaa tunamuonea. Mimi nilikuwa nampa "benefit of doubt" mpaka nilivyoona anafagilia udakta wa kuzawadiwa na waziri mzima anahongwa suti. Hapo ndio nikamuona kuwa ni mtu wa ovyo ovyo tu.

    Naomba kwa kuweka hii joki, sitafanya tena lakini hii sikuweza kujizuia, labda utakuwa ushasikia.

    President Kikwete was exchanging a
    Word with the Queen of
    England.......
    "Your Majesty, how do you run
    such an efficient government?
    Are there any tips you can give
    me?"
    "Well," said the Queen
    "The most important thing is to
    surround yourself with intelligent
    people."
    Kikwete frowned, and then asked,
    "But how do I know if the people
    around me are really intelligent?"
    The Queen took a sip of
    champagne.
    "Oh, that's easy; you just ask them
    to answer an intelligent riddle,
    watch"
    The Queen pushed a button on her
    intercom.
    "Please send Tony Blair in here,
    would you?"
    Tony Blair walked into the room
    and said,
    "Yes, your Majesty?"
    The Queen smiled and said,
    "Answer me this please Tony.
    Your mother and father have a
    child.
    It is not your brother and it is not
    your sister.
    Who is it?"
    Without pausing for a moment,
    Tony Blair answered…
    "That would be me."
    "Yes! Very good." said the Queen.
    Kikwete went back home to ask his
    Excellency Pinda the same
    question.
    "Pinda, answer this for me."
    "Your mother and your father have
    a child.
    It's not your brother and it's not
    your sister.
    Who is it?"
    "I'm not sure," said Pinda.
    "Let me get back to you on that
    one."
    He went to his advisors and asked
    everyone, but none could give him
    an answer.
    Frustrated, Pinda went to work in
    parliamentary gym and saw Zitto
    Kabwe there.
    Pinda went up to him and asked,
    "Hey Zitto, see if you can answer
    this question."
    "Shoot Pinda."
    “Your mother and father have a
    child and it's not your brother or
    your sister.
    Who is it?"
    Zitto Kabwe answered,
    "That's easy, it's me!"
    Pinda smiled, and said, "Good
    answer Zitto!"
    Pinda then, went back to speak
    with President Kikwete.
    "Say, I did some research and I
    have the answer to that riddle."
    "It's Zitto Kabwe!"
    Kikwete got up, stomped over to
    Pinda, and angrily yelled into his
    face,
    "No! You idiot! It's Tony Blair!"

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  6. Nilikuwa naamanisha niwie radhi kwa kukujazia ukurasa wako kwa hiyo joki.

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  7. Hakuna tatizo kwani umetoa darasa friend. Siku moja I will make something big from this joke. Who knows?

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  8. Kweli mpenda nchi unaipenda nchi yako. Maana hayo maoni yako sina la kuongeza.

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