Our hunk’s
always been surrounded by mysteries one of them being the whole boring manta of
being referred to as an Island of Peace. Is it really an Island of Peace of an
Island in pieces? How can it stop from being if we’re now baying for the blood
of one another to have a third government and a third country of Danganyika? Is
it an Island of Peace even for the victims of recent Arusha terror attack?
Anyways, let us look at how US of A president Black Obama’s visit to the hunk
solved this mystery by putting stinking liars and aggrandizers to shame.
Prior
to the coming of Obama our hunk was wrongly considered to be independent,
peaceable and secure. His coming revealed the secret of secrecy and
self-cheating that everything’s spiffy. What a goof! Had it been,
Obama’d have bothered to come with hundreds of Secret Service agents so as to
burn over $100 Million. Again, how can an insecure hunk be peaceable if we face
it? This means. All ballyhoos and brouhahas about peacability of the Island of
Peace were but gimmicks and abracadabra. Our spin doctors are now
in hot soup after losing their mojo and skulduggery Their highly guarded
secret that enabled them to take us for a ride is now open. Usanii mtupu na
rongorongo za kichovu!
As
the days of his arrival drew near, everything started to unfold in the manner
and speed nobody expected. The ridiculously true but hidden status of our rulers
became clear though paradoxical.
Before the
coming of Obama everything seemed to be intact and sound. Nobody knew that we’re
manned by tin pot prefects that can be ordered by president of another hunk.
We’re not making this up but the results of Obama’s stay in the hunk when they
proved this beyond any doubt. Before the coming of Obama the
presider of the country of cowboys and gun lovers I didn't know that our
presiders we used to emulate were but prefects.
They can do
everything to please their masters even sacrificing the boozers whose taxes fatten them. Our boozers are valuable when they pay taxes for enabling bigwigs
to tanua. Thereafter, they’re but chaffs after seeds have been sifted.
So too,
security organs are but white elephants scooping our dosh for doing nothing.
Whoever disputes this should tell us why they’re unable to guard one Obama. Some
boozers say that these guys are good at protecting drug barons, thugs and
corrupt biggies. Likewise, our dog faces are good at lording it
over Ntwara earthlings as it was recently reported without being refuted.
They’re good at beating the civilians.
I didn't know
that our hunk is a joint venture where by the US of A has many more shares than
we have. The way Obama used our prefects for the whole while he’s in the hunk
speaks volumes.
From this
vantage one may say that our independence’s lost its gravitas thanks to the love
of begging. Begging destroys the mind. To be proud of it is one of
the characteristics of a sick mind. Again, what sort of hypocrisy was it for
mighty beggars to expel dirty beggars? I was told that even the ‘matching guys’
who scratch the surface to get something to feed their duped families were
expelled without bothering to think how their loved ones would survive.
When Alhaj
Mwinyi likened our hunk with the head of a mad man which a boozer uses to learn
how to trim, he knew what the future had to offer. Now I can see his rationale
though he’s an architect of all this megalomania.
When Mchonga
said that the hunk was going to the dogs he knew what’d happen. What
self-fulfilling prophecy! Don’t tell me that Bwana Mkubwa brought many goodies
especially business opportunity for the hunk. Phew! How did we benefit from the
African Growth and Opportunity Act (Agoa) and Millennium Development Goals
(MDGs)? Bwana Mkubwa might come with sound proposals. Again, looking at our
venal potentates, nothing will come forth. Why are we going to
keep on cascading into abject poverty despite hosting Bwana Mkubwa?
Looking at the look of things, we’re renowned for offering tax holidays
to every swindler who can dine and wine venal high and mighty. We’re entering in
bogus and dubious agreement with scrupulous investors. We spend our hard-earned
dosh unwisely. Corruption’s been legitimized in the hunk. Don’t get me wrong
saying I’m telling lies. Tell me. When we’re told that some thugs stashed dosh
in offshore banks, what measures did we take against them? We've become a
society of rats that gnash everything. How many mega scam
suspects are in our streets enjoying our dosh instead of being behind bars?
How many looters are protected by the high and mighty? Can such a hunk be safe
for Bwana Mkubwa? Maybe, he felt that due to our rust for dosh, some terrorists
might buy our hyena-like officials and be able to attack him.
Today
spin doctors are singing praises that soon power rationing will be history after
Bwana Mkubwa promised to invest heavily in Energy Generating Projects under
Power Africa Initiative (PAI). Nonsense! Is investing in Richmond-Dowans-Symbion
outfit viable or corruption? If Mzee Nyerere created TANESCO that thieves felled
and vended to nourish Pichmond-Dowans-Symbion axis of corruption, how’ll new
projects survive? They’ll fell them the way the felled TANESCO.
The darling buds of May.
One boozer,
Zezete Mpendasifa left us in stitches. He said that Obama came to neutralize
Chinese influence especially after he caught wind of uranium deposits that were
recently discovered in our hunk.
Today’s nugget
of wisdom is, “A promise is a
comfort for a fool,” Gregory Isaacs, (1951-2010).
Source: Thisday July 8, 2013.
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