Dear your
Excellency sheikh Jake Kikwete,
Assalaam
Alaykum Wallahmatullillahi Wabarakatuhu.
Take
note that it took me hours to decide how I'd communicate with you. Being your
biggest fan, it’s not easy to decide to differ from you. You know what. Since
those time of promising maisha bora kwa wote that turned out to be maisha balaa, I've always trusted you religiously. I've concurred with you almost in all
issues you raised and the words you said even if they caused me suffering. The
other day my wife narrowly survived a divorce after saying that your wife whom
they taught together at a certain primary school’s aloft and forgot the way they
suffered together.
Jokes aside, a
few years ago one shenanigan cheated death by the skin of his teeth after I
attacked him with kung fu and judo for saying that your promises of Maisha bora
was a big lie any politician in this hunk’s ever told. To show my
love to you, I spent many months without going to swallow kanywaji at our pub
after such bad words were uttered against you.
Given that you
know I’m the guy who can shed his precious, and ‘expensive’ blood for you, I’m
sure you’ll take my advice seriously especially on this sensitive issue of
religious bigotry-cum- hooliganism.
True, this time
after you said that those sowing the seeds of hatred among our people are
foreigners I decided to disagree with you for the first time. Sorry about that.
So too, sorry about not calling your doctor like those who don’t know how one
becomes a doctor do. I've a number of reasons why I decided to part ways with
you.
I divorced you
after you’re quoted as saying that those causing religious mayhem to our hunk
are foreigners. Sir, I beg to differ. They’re but home-grown terrorists waiting
to attack. I’ll humbly give you a few of them and how they’re created by Satan
himself or herself. Who knows his or her sex?
Home-grown
terrorists were created when some sick and skin politicians started preaching
religious hatred especially when they branded Chama Cha Wananchi (CUF) an
Islamic-cumPemba’s party. Being megalomaniac and stupid, the same politicians
are now saying that Chama cha Demokrasia na Maendeleo (CHADEMA) is a
Christian-cum-Chagga’s party. Wameishiwa hao. Sadly though, such
goons are not saying that Chama Cha Mapinduzi is Fisadi-cum-Fisi’s party.
Now let me tell
you how to go about this mess in your house. Firstly, ban these damn mihadhara
conducted by illiterates or semi illiterates who've got neither job nor means of
sustaining themselves but only through enticing their masters wherever
they're.
Secondly, fight
graft that’s causes destitution that forces people to apply any tricks of
survival even if it means to exterminate our hunk. Hawa jamaa ni njaa na ujinga
vinavyowahangaisha. Arrest and jail them. Even in Saudi Arabia where Islam’s
born such megalomania isn't allowed.
Thirdly,
instead of fighting religious bigotry verbally just do it practically. Swahili’s
it that empty words can’t break the bone. You've already said a lot if not too
much. You know what. Actions speak louder than words.
One boozer said
that saying that the terrorists preaching hatred in our hunk are foreigners is
but hogwash and a lie of the year. He taxed you to mention their
names. He even cautioned about saying you know them just like you did when you
said you know those selling drugs in the hunk without apprehending even a single
person. He added that your government’s made by a bunch of thieves and con men
and con women who’re after self-serving. This fyatu’s talking like a barrel of
gun. He added that by consisting of such bête noires, it is but a damn
seating-lame duck or a do-nothing cabal of wicked creatures headed by
you. He’d to run for his life before completing his insults. For,
I removed my knife from its sheath to slit his neck and feed his tongue to
dogs.
After the fyatu
escaped I told listeners that it’s a storm in the cup of tea and you won’t be
moved by anybody. Uh-oh! Though I differ with you, I can’t say such nonsensical
things. Again, please sir, fight this cancer scientifically instead of fighting
verbally. It is but an advice.
Who are we to
tell the naked truth next week? Top secret! Again, who knows? Maybe, just maybe
it’ll be Prof Anna Tiba-Ijuka shall our ever smart building go on crucify her.
Maybe, J4 Kawa-dog who inflated the results or Fake Doctor Emmy Nchimbi whose
docket needs to be erased if not being given to a sane man or woman.
By the way,
Vasco da Gama was seen in Tokyo recently enjoying with his Queen Imelda
Sally.
As for
Mihadhara full of madhara, please Ustaadh, Sheikh Jake, keep a distance from
those goons. They may be the causal agents for you to be invited to the ICC
after some souls are neutralized in this megalomania. As for Ntwara’s stuff, try
to sit down with the Chingas instead of dispatching Jeshi la Walevi wa Tanzia.
It won't work.
Ya Ustaadh
Wabillahi
Tawfiq.
Source: Thisday Jan. 3, 2013.
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