Monday, 27 January 2014

If I were Kinamna or Mape

          True, you can take this to the bank. My crystal ball tells me that Chama Cha Maulaji’s (CCM) Sec. Gen., Abdulaman Kinamna and the head of ideology and hooey, Mapape Ninaye are now a liability. When the duo named mizigo ministers or liability, most goofed that those implicated were finished. Now that their boss Presider Jake Kiquette didn't’t understand their CCM patois as he did when Mapepe took on magamba, maybe, it is their time to hit the road. If I were them, I’d not hit the road but commit suicide if not to join the opposition. How on earth can one advise his boss who tells him raca stay in the same office?   Guys, CCM didn't’t like the way you washed your linens in the agora. 
When CCM’s top dogs barked, boozers were eager to see Kiquette bake mizigo before tossing them in the window.  What a humungous mistake to try to predict the guy who’s always unpredictable! It’s only sheik Ubwawa that’s able to easily predict what Jake’d do next due to the good communication between two actors. After all, they’re all doing abracadabra.
Now that Mizigo have triumphed over cadres, where’ll Kinamna and Ninaye put their faces? Will they bury their heads in the sands and bite the bullet?
To remind you, the mizigo that top dogs named were ministers Dr. Shcool Kawa-dog (Knowledge and Vocational Training), and  the late Bill Ngimua  (Dosh and Economic Affairs)  and Chris Chiiiza (Farming, Yum yum Security and Cooperatives) and  his deputy Adam Milima. Ask Mapepe and Kinamna. Where are these so-called mizigo now? They’re laughing at them. Other mizigo that appeared after the first ones are Prof Annae Kajuamlo Tiba-Ijuka, Hawa wana Ghasia, Bill Luku-vi, Sofi Lion, Steve Wahasira, Makorongo Muhanga, Marry Nyago and others especially those who forged their academic resumes.
Boozers were shocked to see the ever-messing mizigo being retained as they made their headways to ulaji. Who’d risk thinking that above mentioned mizigo’d be retained?   Ironically, when CCM top dogs took on the mizigo many goofed thinking something about getting rid of them would be done little knowing they’re painting the wind. Nope! It is now obvious. Kiquette’s ignored the duo thinking that what they told him was mere umbea. If I were them, I’d throw towel in and find a job of selling tomatoes that’s better than the humiliation the duo experienced. Why have Kinamna and Mapepe allowed themselves to play a second fiddle to Kiquette? Are they too mizigo that can’t pack and go for fear of dying of hunger? Are they accepting boozers’ belief that they’re but jackasses of all trade that can dress themselves down? Njaa nyingine bwana!
Like the most, boozers are now mourning the death of their vitegemezi’s future after Kawa-dog’s been retained in the same ministry to mess a great deal more. He’s now be given a cudgel to destroy the heads of our kids academically. He and Malima have proved to be untouchable. Who can touch the guy who comes from the same place with presider or the boy whose father introduced him to mzee Ruxa who henceforth created him? Kulipana fadhila bwana!
One boozer left us in stitches when he averred that when bwana mkubwa said that his government isn’t a joint venture he meant the opposite. His argument was simple: Look at how suspects of various messes are still in the offices. What’s that apart from being siri kali ya ubia? It is way too foolish to think otherwise as far as ubia-siri-kali’s concerned even by subception or subliminal perception. Call his govt whatever. The guy succeeded in fooling boozers so as to get away with it. Most thought that the guy’s to go under after EPA theft came to light. Nope! Who’d tell the king that he’s naked, his courtiers or the boozers?  Despite running on gas the car can’t stomach a Molotov bomb.
Looking at Kiquette’s theatrics chances are hadn't the mjengoni guys shown four ministers missing in the new cobbled cabinet the door, they’d have been munching as usual just like other mizigo. What made boozers happy is seeing Phil Mulugoo hitting the road. Those who don’t know or remember this guy, it is the guy who said that Tanzania’s the union of Tanganyika and Zimbabwe. It is sad that his boss Kawa-dog‘s been left in the office to fell our education even more.
Now that Kiquette decided to pooh pooh the advice of his party’s top dogs, Will these guys know tow or call it quits? Where’ll they hide their faces? What’ll they tell those they duped that they’d stand for their interests and rights? Now that a bunch of letdown’s proved to be untouchable, what’ll Kinamna and Mapepe do? For men enough, enough is enough. Call it a day in CCM or keep your heads down with indignity and humiliation as you chew a sour part of the apple. Again, if I were you the right thing for me to do was commit suicide or resign from my position and party. It is better to be a butler in this sense than being a cadre in this party.
Source: The Guardian Jan 26, 2014

4 comments:

Jaribu said...

You know the heaviest burden is the "Doctor" himself. Get rid of this deadweight and you will be amazed at how much lighter the running of the government becomes. Man, if only wishes were horses...

NN Mhango said...

Jaribu wishes are wishes. I wish if we could get rid of this mizigo known as Jakaya Kikwete and his co. Have you read about Dr Slaa's stance of keeping connecting Kikwete with EPA? I wish Kinana and Mapepe would have conscience to call it quits.

Jaribu said...

I didn't know about that! Good thing that Dr Slaa is keeping us focused on the root of all our misery. Weren't for Jakaya the likes of Kinana wouldn't be spinning their web of lies in between perpetrating elephants' "final solution".

NN Mhango said...

The good doc has always maintained momentum in this save that Danganyikans forget easily if not ignoring important things as they value unimportant ones.