Bravo Eddie Lowassa!

Dear Eddie,

I must admit.  Though I don’t agree with you, I admire and envy your courage of the mad. Eddie Lowassa, former big minister who’s purged due to partaking Richmoduli scam always leaves me in stitches whenever he opens up his month to speak. One boozer whom I love to hate said that Eddie talks as if all humans have lost memories. A la Ben Mkapa ametumwa huyu! Again, this is the guy who’s said to have engineered Richmond scandal. This nasty and stinking rip off scooped us of billions of dosh of lalahois. Again, after Lowassa’s shown the door, he became an outspoken politico.  Many still wonder. Why didn't you say what you’re saying today when you’re in ulaji? Wametumwa hawa. Who wants to see his dirty linens in the agora?  Though some fyatus say that this is double standard, sanaa or duping us so that we can award you ulaji come next general elections, my take’s that you’re always right. Who can be safer without either holding power in his hand or put his stooge in power? Ask Ben Mkapae. He saw to it that he mended fences with Jake in exchange of promise that he’d protect him as far as Kiwila and ANBEN are concerned. Even sheik Joseph Makamba made sure that his kitegemezi’s having power so as to protect his past. Don’t you see how Dewjie fought harder to have his Moody in Mjengo to man his past? Ironically, we’re told that this nappy boy is the only bill-on- air to have come from our always- begging hunk! Angekuwa billionaire wa kweli angehangaika na uhishimiwa uchwara?

Back to you Eddie, you’re recently quoted admonishing our rulers to stop fear and indifference.  You wanted them to act where he failed miserably!

I like you. You’re able to raise money for various projects even if the said money’s gotten illegally. There are those who believe that what you’re doing’s nothing but offering bribery to the voters. What have you to say about such denting allegations? Think twice. Is it wise and easy to jump a smoking gun? Dare not my friend.

 I adore your newly found “love” for our earthlings. Though the other day I heard one boozer asking why didn't you love them when you’re in power? I love your scheme of saying what you want us to hear in lieu of what you don’t want us to hear about yourself. Boozers would like to hear your defence about your role in money-siphoning allegations.

Let me ask you a few simple questions. Are you intending to run for presidency come 2015? If yeah, are you ready to tell us all you know about Richmonduli scam? Are you ready to tell us where you made this fortune you’re “kindly” donating every now and then? Why now not then?

More questions, will you please touch on allegations that you’re a rich guy who minted and printed wealth through corruption? Remember. I’m not the one alleging that you made your dosh illegally. Mwalimu Nyerere’s the one who made these allegations.  Why haven’t you ever been ready to talk about these allegations?

Bravo Eddie Lowassa for not calling it quits. You’ve always soldiered on to see to it that you get what you want even if doing so amount to a miracle. Again, my crystal ball tells me that you’ll get what you deserve sir.

One boozer sent me to ask you this: Do you really love to see us develop as a hunk? If yeah, why didn't your show your vision when you’re in ulaji? Is it true that you’re made a sacrificial lamb that’s why you've nary stopped complaining the same way you argued others to stop complain? Is complaining your exclusive domain? Remember? When you’re booted out you complained about not being afforded justice. You accused mzee wa viwango Mr Sam Sixx for not allowing you to mount your defence. Again, you’re given an option to weigh things and come up with the decision. And indeed, you did. You decided to hit the road. If anything, your noble decision’s misconstrued as avoiding seeing your dirty linens on the agora. Sir, can you tell the secret behind not being charge for the allegations you vividly and practically implied were true? Does this have to do with your strong, unique, and unshakable friendship with Jake Kiquette?

The other day I heard Joni Komba, the guy who naps Mjengoni saying you’re his choice of the next president. Did you send him to say such denting things?  When the guy who used to be singer said you’re the only and the one, I heard some boozers saying: “Hii ni kazi ya mitandao michafu namely this is the role of dirty networks, kwani pesa ya Muluzi haikumtosha?” Do you've any dirty network that you’ll employ in seeking power? If yeah, is this democratic or demonic?

Again, you’re saying just easily that you’re going to work on three strategies namely education, employment and infrastructure. Well done, where will you get the dosh if at all much of our dosh is stashed in offshore banks? Why haven’t you ever addressed this anathema for our hunk sir?

As for today, this is it. 

Source: Business Times Nov., 23, 2013.