Muhoozi, before saying something, I must remind that you’re now the most powerful person in Uganda. This, Ugandans need to know and accept due to the frailty of your father who ‘gave’ you power to act at will. Ugandans need to know that your father is Uganda and Uganda is your father and you’re the most powerful son of the most powerful man in Uganda. Ugandans must know and accept that you are one of the most powerful sons of presidents in the world who use their fathers’ power to rule. Like father like son. The sage has it. This is the time you (he who avenges or revenges) decided to shut down the media to avoid contaminating the minds of good Ugandans. This aims to save some of earthlings from the ennui of a long-time ruler who happens to be one of your makers.
I warn the media to stop doing things the way the like or deem fit as if it does not know who is above the law in the nation. You know what I mean. Another thing I congratulate you on is the fact that you’re now preparing Ugandans psychologically for transitions shall anything undesirable however natural–––God forbid–––happen to your great dad who gave you all of his power to rule on his behalf without necessarily abdicating the throne.
Dear Muhoozi, congrats on putting your opponents on notice. Yep, you started to bite at the power that your dad’s been eating on for long. Because of your significance and that what you want everybody to know and made do with you wanted to show the world who is boss. No joke. You’re not joking. Did you mean business or you’re just looking the way take a bite on power and come out of the political closet. This, for me, shows your significance as the son of the most powerful man in Uganda as the most powerful son of the president over the insignificance of the rest that can be taken for a ride. The twosome of–––without forgetting your mother––––are the most powerful people Uganda’s ever had. Let Ugandans know that your trinity’s unshakably intact and unique since you’ve made Uganda what it’s today, rich for them and poor for the rest. Let them know that you still have a lot to offer, and Ugandans must wait for more surprises from this trinity.
Dear good General, underscoring your greatness and significance, I propose that next time you blackout the media, all Uganda’s pro-regime media must report and all Ugandans must support you by subscribing to your tweeter account I propose that your tweets must be made breaking news in all Ugandan media. I know those who don’t like you, dear good general, will wag tongues thinking I’m trying to get a mileage out of this assertion, or I might have been paid to say this. Nope, what I’m saying is as simple as that. I know. Those who don’t know the importance of the first family (you, the mother general, and the father general and brothers-in-law), wrongly think that their lives are adversely impinged on with uncertainties regarding the good actions you take. Go figure. Guys, who are you in Uganda? Who bewitched or cheated you not to get it?
Dear General, when the story of your rebuke to the media, a friend sent me an email complaining about the uncertainties they’d cause. Also, he’s concern about who’s who in matters good governance! Good governance for whom? I scolded him to stop being selfish, evil, and naïve since things have changed. Christians believe Jesus died for their sins though they’re told everybody to carry one’s cross. On the contrary, politicians believe that citizens must die for them and their sins. Methinks this is the genesis for many African rulers to live larger than life while their taxpayers live in penury. I told this gullible bloke to consider other related things such as the disturbances democracy’s been causing in many African countries that tried it and ended up abusing it through vote rigging and tampering with constitutions to extend their time in office.
Dear General, methinks Ugandans––––whether they like it or not–––should brace themselves to see you becoming their leader shall anything happen to your father. This is simple to decipher. When I consider your gruff rise in the army, you can easily know what I mean. Also, if you interrogate the reason[s] and the nuances behind your father’s clinging unto power, you’ll be on the same page with me. More so, if you consider the powers your mom has behind the curtains, you’ll agree with my hypothesis. To give those who pretend to deny the truth, I want them to ask themselves as to why your tweets leave everybody shocked. Is the system testing the waters? Is it preparing Ugandans psychologically for what’s in the cards in the upper echelons of power wherein manipulations are one of bread and butter of its mainstay? Why have you become such important this time around? Let’s get as serious as a seal instead of trying to screw over this rear up of your display. What do you aim to achieve if not more power?
Dear General, in sum, let me wish you a very spiffy mission of getting Uganda rid of sinners like the media. The Swahili sage’s it that clouds are the signs of rains. Hence, what you’re seeing with regards to your centrality is but the beginning if not the tip of the iceberg. Punishing the media is one leg in the waters. The sage’s it that if you can’t beat them, join them. Whether they like you or not, they need to understand Uganda’s power dynamics, especially after your dad came to power and altered everything to his advantage. If he were able to prop up you so quickly that way in the military, how can he fail to do so in the office of the president? Once again, Dear General, you seem to brace yourself for big things. Big things come to big people. That’s my titbits of sagacity. Ring-a-ding-ding, nothing but.
I warn the media to stop doing things the way the like or deem fit as if it does not know who is above the law in the nation. You know what I mean. Another thing I congratulate you on is the fact that you’re now preparing Ugandans psychologically for transitions shall anything undesirable however natural–––God forbid–––happen to your great dad who gave you all of his power to rule on his behalf without necessarily abdicating the throne.
Dear Muhoozi, congrats on putting your opponents on notice. Yep, you started to bite at the power that your dad’s been eating on for long. Because of your significance and that what you want everybody to know and made do with you wanted to show the world who is boss. No joke. You’re not joking. Did you mean business or you’re just looking the way take a bite on power and come out of the political closet. This, for me, shows your significance as the son of the most powerful man in Uganda as the most powerful son of the president over the insignificance of the rest that can be taken for a ride. The twosome of–––without forgetting your mother––––are the most powerful people Uganda’s ever had. Let Ugandans know that your trinity’s unshakably intact and unique since you’ve made Uganda what it’s today, rich for them and poor for the rest. Let them know that you still have a lot to offer, and Ugandans must wait for more surprises from this trinity.
Dear good General, underscoring your greatness and significance, I propose that next time you blackout the media, all Uganda’s pro-regime media must report and all Ugandans must support you by subscribing to your tweeter account I propose that your tweets must be made breaking news in all Ugandan media. I know those who don’t like you, dear good general, will wag tongues thinking I’m trying to get a mileage out of this assertion, or I might have been paid to say this. Nope, what I’m saying is as simple as that. I know. Those who don’t know the importance of the first family (you, the mother general, and the father general and brothers-in-law), wrongly think that their lives are adversely impinged on with uncertainties regarding the good actions you take. Go figure. Guys, who are you in Uganda? Who bewitched or cheated you not to get it?
Dear General, when the story of your rebuke to the media, a friend sent me an email complaining about the uncertainties they’d cause. Also, he’s concern about who’s who in matters good governance! Good governance for whom? I scolded him to stop being selfish, evil, and naïve since things have changed. Christians believe Jesus died for their sins though they’re told everybody to carry one’s cross. On the contrary, politicians believe that citizens must die for them and their sins. Methinks this is the genesis for many African rulers to live larger than life while their taxpayers live in penury. I told this gullible bloke to consider other related things such as the disturbances democracy’s been causing in many African countries that tried it and ended up abusing it through vote rigging and tampering with constitutions to extend their time in office.
Dear General, methinks Ugandans––––whether they like it or not–––should brace themselves to see you becoming their leader shall anything happen to your father. This is simple to decipher. When I consider your gruff rise in the army, you can easily know what I mean. Also, if you interrogate the reason[s] and the nuances behind your father’s clinging unto power, you’ll be on the same page with me. More so, if you consider the powers your mom has behind the curtains, you’ll agree with my hypothesis. To give those who pretend to deny the truth, I want them to ask themselves as to why your tweets leave everybody shocked. Is the system testing the waters? Is it preparing Ugandans psychologically for what’s in the cards in the upper echelons of power wherein manipulations are one of bread and butter of its mainstay? Why have you become such important this time around? Let’s get as serious as a seal instead of trying to screw over this rear up of your display. What do you aim to achieve if not more power?
Dear General, in sum, let me wish you a very spiffy mission of getting Uganda rid of sinners like the media. The Swahili sage’s it that clouds are the signs of rains. Hence, what you’re seeing with regards to your centrality is but the beginning if not the tip of the iceberg. Punishing the media is one leg in the waters. The sage’s it that if you can’t beat them, join them. Whether they like you or not, they need to understand Uganda’s power dynamics, especially after your dad came to power and altered everything to his advantage. If he were able to prop up you so quickly that way in the military, how can he fail to do so in the office of the president? Once again, Dear General, you seem to brace yourself for big things. Big things come to big people. That’s my titbits of sagacity. Ring-a-ding-ding, nothing but.
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