Kama Nape msaliti, Wassira ni nani?

INGAWA siasa ni mchezo uliojaa uchafu, hadaa na kujilisha pepo, lazima unahitaji kutumia akili. Pamoja na uchafu wake, bado siasa ni kitu ambacho hatuwezi kuishi bila kuwa nacho.

Je, tukubali kila siasa ziwe ni chafu au tuanzisha ustaarabu na utamaduni mpya wa kuweka usafi kwenye siasa?

Tunauliza na kuandika haya kutokana na Chama Cha Mapinduzi (CCM) kuendelea kuongeza uchafu katika siasa za nchi yetu ambazo tayari ni chafu. Kwanza tunashangaa jeuri na upogo huu vitaifikisha wapi CCM.

Kuna taarifa kuwa CCM ina mpango wa kuanza kushughulikia wanoitwa “Mapacha Watatu” ili kulipiza kisasi na kuwaokoa mafisadi waliotajwa na CCM yenyewe baada ya kupitisha uamuzi kuwa “wajivue gamba” kwa kuwatosa.

Hapa wanaotajwa kuwa Mapacha Watatu ni aliyekuwa Waziri Mkuu Edward Lowassa aliyeporomoshwa na kashfa ya Richmond, Waziri na Mwanasheria Mkuu wa zamani, Andrew Chenge anayedaiwa kujiingizia mabilioni ya shilingi kwenye ununuzi wa rada na ndege ya rais na Mbunge wa Igunga, Rostam Aziz anayeshutumiwa kuwa nyuma ya kashfa ya Richmond na ukwapuzi wa mabilioni toka kwenye fuko la Madeni ya Nje (EPA).

Pamoja na watatu hawa kujulikana ndani na nje kwa ushiriki wao katika kashfa hizi ukiachia mbali kuwa washirika wakuu wa Rais Jakaya Kikwete. Wananchi walijitahidi kunyamaza ili waone CCM na serikali yake ingefanya nini kujiondoa kuhusishwa na watu hawa.

CCM kwa kuzidiwa na tuhuma, iliamua kuitisha vikao vyake vikuu na kutoa tamko la kuwapa siku 90 ambazo zinaisha tarehe 10 Julai. Wengi wanangoja kuona nini kitafanyika ingawa dalili zinaonyesha kuwa CCM haikufikia uamuzi huu kwa dhati zaidi ya kutafuta muda na kufanya usanii kama ada.

Katika kutafuta namna ya kufunika kombe ili mwanaharamu apite, mikakati imeishaanza ya kutaka wanaojulikana kama wasaliti chamani yaani, Spika wa zamani wa Bunge na waziri wa sasa Samuel Sitta aliyeridhia kuchunguzwa kwa Richmond na Mwenyekiti wa Kamati teule ya Bunge iliyochunguza Richmond, Dk. Harrison Mwakyembe, mbunge na waziri pamoja na Katibu wa Itikadi na Uenezi, Nape Nnauye, kwamba watoswe kwa madai ya kukisaliti chama.

Kimsingi hakuna usaliti wala kosa kichama na kisheria. Kwanza, chama chenyewe hata akikuundwa. Maana kuundwa chama kikafa bila kusajiliwa kisheria ni kwamba hakikuundwa. Hata kama wangeunda chama kikasajiliwa na kikafa wasingekuwa wametenda kosa ikizingatiwa kuwa katiba yetu iko wazi kuwa kila mtu ana haki ya kujiunga au kuunda chama chochote wakati wowote. Huu si uhuru wa CCM wala serikali bali katiba.

Kama kina Nape, Sitta na Mwakyembe watakuwa wasaliti tuwaite nani kina Stephen Wassira, Masumbuko Lamwai, Walid Kabourou, Thomas Ngawaiya, Augustine Mrema, Maalim Seif Shariff Hamad na wasaliti wengine wa wazi ambao waliowahi kukimbia chama na kurejea baada ya kusota kwa njaa kwenye upinzani au kukaa kule wakiitumikia CCM? Je, hawa wanaoitwa wasaliti na mafisadi nani wanamsumbua Mtanzania?

Tuombe Mungu wanachama wa CCM waendelee kutafutana uchawi huku wakikwepa sababu kubwa ya kuzorota na kuchukiwa kwa chama chao ambayo si nyingine bali ufisadi mitandao na ubabaishaji.

Kama wanaona waliotaka kuunda chama ni wasaliti, basi wawaone hivyo hivyo walioanzisha mitandao ndani ya chama kiasi cha kugeuka mauti yake. Waliotaka kuunda chama wana nafuu ukilinganisha na waliounda mitandao. Kwani madhara ya mitandao kwa chama na taifa yamekuwa makubwa kuliko hata hicho chama mimba ambacho hakikuzaliwa.

Kuna haja ya kuwashauri CCM waache unafiki na upofu. Bahati nzuri, tarehe 10 Julai imekaribia ambapo CCM itavuliwa nguo kutokana na mafisadi kutoachia nyadhifa zao kama ilivyowataka wafanye. Ama kweli huu utakuwa mtihani kwa CCM na Jakaya Kikwete na kufichuka kwa ubabaishaji wake.

Nani hajui kuwa mitandao iliyoundwa na Kikwete na Lowassa iliacha madhara makubwa nchini baada ya kuingiza siasa za kuchafuana na kubaguana? Kama kuna kitu kinaitafuna CCM si kingine bali matokeo na laana ya mitandao ya kuchafuana, kubaguana na kuliana njama ili kupata urais kirahisi kama ilivyotokea kwa Kikwete ambaye ameonyesha kuwa ajali za kihistoria zaidi ya kiongozi.

Nani mara hii kina Salim Ahmed Salim pamoja na uzalendo na rekodi zao zilizotukuka walibaguliwa na kuitwa Waarabu? CCM wanadhani dhambi hii itawaacha bila kuwatafuna?

Hata hivyo, CCM hawana ubavu wa kuwatimua kina Sitta kutokana na ukweli kuwa wakifanya hivyo wataumbuka zaidi. Nani mara hii kasahau jinsi walivyoficha mambo mazito yaliyomhusisha Kikwete kwenye kashfa ya Richmond? Kama Kikwete kajifanya kusahau hili akumbushwe.

Akumbushwe kuhusu waliomtangulia kama Richard Nixon wa Marekani aliyetokomea baada ya kujifanya kusahau alichopaswa kukumbuka. Hata hivyo, CCM wakitimuana na kusambaratika ndiyo neema kwa wananchi. Tuombe hili litokee ili tujikomboe.

Kitu kingine kinachofanya CCM isiwe na mpango wala ubavu wa kuwatimua akina Sitta ni ukweli kuwa licha ya kuwa wanasheria, wana funguo za mochwari ya CCM kama itajifanya kuwaita wasaliti na kutaka kuwatimua. CCM wenyewe ni wasaliti waliowasaliti wananchi kwa miongo mingi tu. Wanapata wapi mshipa wa kuwaita wenzao wasaliti wakati wao ndiyo wasaliti wakubwa?

Kama kina Sitta wataguswa, watakimbilia kwa wananchi kutaka kujua wao na mafisadi ni nani adui wa wananchi. Kama CCM hawataliona hili na kulikubali kwa kujikubali kuwa hawana ubavu wala udhu wa kuwashughulikia “wanafiki”, watakuwa wameonyesha unafiki usio kifani.

Kuna haja ya kuwahimiza CCM watimize walichoazimia wenyewe bila kulazimishwa kuvua gamba kwa kuwatimua mafisadi wanaojulikana. Je, kama CCM wataamua kuwa vipofu na vichwa ngumu kiasi hiki, wananchi nao watakubaliana na unafiki huu unaonuka kuliko kitu chochote?

Kwanini CCM wanapata muda wa kushughulikia watu wasio na hatia wakati wao ni wenye hatia?

Bado Watanzania kwa mamilioni wanashangaa inapopata muda CCM kuwashughulikia wapambanaji dhidi ya ufisadi huku ikikalia makumi ya kashfa kubwa tena zinazoendelea kuwafanya watanzania maskini kuliko wote katika ukanda huku pamoja na kuwa na “amani’ na raslimali nyingi tu!

Wengi wanajiuliza, inakuwaje viinchi vilivyokabiliwa misukosuko na vita tangu uhuru wake kama Burundi na Rwanda vinaizidi Tanzania? Wanashagaa CCM inapopata mshipa huu wakati serikali yake inakabiliwa na mauaji ya wananchi wasio na hatia huku ikitapanya pesa na mali za Watanzania!

Wengi wanashangaa kuona CCM inapata muda wa kuwaonea watu wema ili kuwalinda waovu! Hivi kina Sitta na Mstapha Mkulo aliyelidanganya taifa na Bunge kwa kuleta bajeti ya kihuni ni nani mbaya au wa kwanza mwenye kuhitaji kuadhibiwa? Je, CCM ina ubavu wa kumuadhibu yeyote?

CCM haina tofauti na mbuzi. Kwani imefungwa kwa kamba mbili, yaani mafisadi na “wasaliti.” Ikikata kamba yoyote kati ya hizi mbili bado itaendelea kuwa mbuzi tu.
Chanzo: Tanzania Daima Juni 29, 2011.

Hongera wanakijiwe kwa tuzo la kimatatizo

BAADA ya kurejesha namba kwa mtabiri aliyekuwa akitumiwa na wanasiasa kuwatisha walevi, mzee mzima nimeamua kuanza kutabiri.

Sitakuwa nikitabiri kila siku. Siwezi kufanya hivyo hadi nipate ujumbe kutoka kwa aliye juu. Msiulize juu wapi na juu ya nini wala nani.

Pia nitoe onyo. Wale waganga njaa na wasanii wa kisiasa wanaoingia kwenye madaraka makubwa kuliko uwezo wao ili wayatumie kuwaibia walevi kama ilivyo wasipoteze muda kuja kuomba niwabebe kwa kutoa utabiri wa vitisho.

Mie naaminika kwa uhakika wa utabiri wangu tofauti na tapeli yule marhuni. Sitabiri kutisha watu wala kuwafurahisha wezi wala nini bali ukweli mtupu. Isitoshe mie siendeshwi na tumbo kama wao bali nguvu za Aliye juu. Hayo leo hayanihangaishi zaidi ya hizi tuzo za kisanii na kufuru zionyeshavyo wenzetu wanavyotuona mataahira wa mataahira kulaleki!
Chanzo: Tanzania Daima Juni 29, 2011.

Utabiri wa leo ni mchaganyiko. Kwanza niliota kuwa baadhi ya wezi wenye mamlaka watakwenda Nyuyoko kupokea tuzo feki ili walipane per diem kama mlivyoshuhudia wakikenua kama vyangu. Hapa namaanisha kina Geib Bihalali na Stivi Wahasira ambao walionekana kule wakikenua kwa usanii. Eti Bongolaland imenyakua tuzo! Ama kweli watasha wamejua kututenda!

Kwa vile sasa hii ndiyo sera mpya ya jamaa zangu wasanii, tukubaliane kuwa wamenyakua tuzo. Sasa naanza kutoa utabiri. Baada ya kunyakua tuzo ya hujuma bora za jamii, Bongolaland itaanza kung’ara kuliko mataifa mengine duniani.

Najua kuna mijitu itaguna kuwa hakuna huduma bora bali bora hujuma. Hivi hii mijitu inayoguna haioni watoto wanavyokaa juu ya mawe mashuleni ili kuokoa miti? Haioni jinsi wajawazito wanavyopelekwa hospitali kwa bajaj ili kuepuka kuchafua mazingira? Anayebisha aende pale Mwanamanyala aone wanavyotendewa kwa ukalimu bila rushwa wala kuwaacha na mikasi kwenye matumbo ukiachia mbali kuokoa vichanga vingi visifie getini kwa kukosa ngawira.

Pia Muhimbili ni mfano bora ambapo madaktari waliwahudumia vyema wagonjwa hadi wakachanganyikiwa kwa furaha na kuwa vichaa kwa muda kiasi cha mmoja kumnyotoa roho mwenzake ukiachia yule aliyepasuliwa kichwa badala ya mguu akadedi kwa furaha ya huduma bora.

Hivi jamani hamuoni wajawazito wanavyoteswa, watatu kitanda kimoja ili kubana matumizi ya kununua vitanda? Kuwabanisha wajawazito kitanda kimoja kunajenga mazoea kwa watoto watakaozaliwa kujua kubana matumizi. Asiyeona hili ama ni chizi au kipofu.

Hebu nipigieni makofi kidogo kwa kufichua neema hizi. Nani hajui kuwa kupunguza vitanda kunaongeza mashangingi ya wakubwa? Je, hizo si hudama bora? Tuendelee.

Hivi hamuoni mvua ikinyesha jiji la Bongolalalandcity linavyojaa swimming pool za bure na pafyumu ya bure? Hivi hamjui kuwa wabongolalalanders wameshiba huduma za jamii na kutosheka kiasi cha kuwapenda viongozi wao hadi watawala hata nusu watawala, wake, watoto hata waramba viatu wao wakipita barabara zinafungwa ili wapite bila usumbufu?

Uzuri wanafanya hivyo bila kujali kuna mgonjwa au wanaoungua kwa jua na vikwapa kwenye madala dala. Huo ndiyo uongozi bora na huduma bora za jamii ati.

Funga kazi ni kutumia giza badala ya umeme ili kuepuka utumiaji mbaya wa nishati. TWANESKO upo mshirika hapo?

Kwanza tuzo hii itageuzwa sera na majasifu kutokana na watakaofanya hivyo ima kuishiwa sera au kujulikana wasivyo na sera wala akili. Sitawataja mnawajua. Natatibiri kuwa kesho mtasikia Bongolalaland ikinyakua tuzo ya utawala bora hasa kutokana na sera yake ya bora utawala chini ya kisingizio na ngonjera za utawala bora.

Maana duniani hakuna utawala bora kama ule unaoweza kuamrisha geshi la manjagu likanyonga walevi na hao mabwana zake wasikemee kama walivyofanya kwa kaka Moi Kibaka. Bongolalaland ina kila sifa ya kupewa tuzo ya utawala bora kutokana na utawala wake kuzingatia kujuana, mitandao, familia, ufisadi, ufisi na usanii. Rafiki yangu Njaa Kaya na Riz two mpo hapo?

Siku hizi licha ya kuficha watu unaoandamana nao kwenda kutanua, naona mshirika wako wa bedroom amegeuka ama waziri wa mambo ya ughaibuni au makamu wako.

Maana ukienda popote ukiongoea na dingi naye anaonyeshwa akiongea na maze. Siri ya mafanikio haya yote nini? Utawala na u-twawala bora. waleni walevi kama hataki kustuka.

Baada ya hapo tutegemee tuzo ya kutunza na kupamba ufisadi. Hapa kigezo cha ushindi itakuwa ni jinsi tulivyoanzisha na kushughulikia HEPA na Richmonduli ambapo kaya ilipata faida na maendeleo ya kutisha hasa kwenye medani za siasa.

Baada ya tuzo hilo hapo tegemea jingine la kuthamini wageni kuliko walevi bila kusahau ukarimu.

Tuzo itakayofuata baada ya ile ya kutunza na kupamba ufisadi ni ile ya kutunza mito hasa kule mkoani Mara ambapo juzi juzi kulikuwa na maandamano nchini Kanada ya kuunga mkono kuchanganya tindikali na maji kiasi cha kuwageuza wabongolalanders wazungu.

Nani mara hii amesahau yale maneno yaliyosikika mwekaji mmoja akimtishia mwenyekiti wa kijiji kuwa apokee mshiko baada ya kumwambia kuwa hata rahisi anahongwa itakuwa yeye.

Jamaa aliyesema hivyo nasikia anatokea kule Ukanada na anaitwa Mr Jeff. Anyway nikienda Ukanada nitaongea na bwana Harper. Maana tulisoma wote kwenye chuo kikuu cha Calgary. Hayo ni masuala binafsi tuyaache.

Tuzo zinaendelea kumiminika. Tuzo itakayofuata ni ile ya polisi kuwakomesha viherehere na kuwalinda wawekaji. Nani masahau yaliyotokea kule Tarime ambapo manjagu waliwakomesha walevi waliokuwa wakitaka kukomesha uchanganyi wa maji na zebaki wasijue ndiyo maendeleo. Njagu walinyonga sita bila taasisi za kimataifa za haki za binadamu hata kujali. Taasisi hizi huwa hazishabikii upinzani. Tuyaache.

Tuzo itakayofuata, natabiri. Itakuwa ni tuzo ya uwekezaji bora unaolenga kukuza chumi za watawala huku ukidumaza uchumi wa walevi. Leo sitaki nifumue balaa hili.

Give me some times somewhat in he future, I will try to explain this usufunctuary like rights of the walevi to benefit from their country.

So too, I surely will dwell on the whole fiasco whereby the venal rulers are stealing in the broad light day. What a heck! Sorry. Mwenembago alipanda nikaongea kitasha.

Tuzo funga kazi itakuwa ile ya watawala kutanua huku walevi wakipukutika. Please give more time for research.

Hivi yule manzi hawezi kuwa tuzo yangu tonight? Ngoja nimuwahi ili nipate tuzo ya ujogoo. See you all.

Mgao wasababisha vurugu Senegal somo kwa Watanzania

Wakati watanzania wakiendelea na ukondoo na kuahirisha tatizo kutokana na kuzoea kuteseka, wenzao wa Senegal wameamua kujikomboa. Juzi kulikuwa na ukatikaji wa umeme uliodumu masaa 24 katika baadhi ya sehemu. Hili kwa wasenegali wasio na mchezo na mtu lilitosha kuwatia hasira na kuingia mitaani ambako walichoma jengo la shirika la umeme la Senegal lijulikanalo kama Senelec.
Ikumbukwe. Kabla ya hapo kama siku tatu zilizopita, wasenegali hao hao walikuwa wameingia mitaani kumzuia rais wao Abdullaye Wade kutaka kubadili katiba ili aanzishe cheo cha makamu wa rais. Wanadai alilenga kuanzisha cheo hiki ili amteue mwanae Karim ambaye ni waziri katika serikali ili amrithi baadaye. Hii ni baada ya Wade kujaribu uhuni wowote bila kufanikiwa. Hata hivyo Wade aliachana na njama hii baada ya vijana kuingia mitaani na kuzusha tafrani. Je tatizo la Tanzania ni nini ambapo kuna mgao wa umeme kwa takribani miaka kumi sasa! Senegal wameweza. Sisi tutaendelea kuchezewa shere hadi lini! Hebu tufikiri pamoja. Senegal wamekosa umeme masaa 48 bila pesa yao kuibiwa kwenye ujambazi wa EPA wala wanaowalaza kizani kuingiza ujambazi wa Richmond. Je wangefanyiwa kama watanzania wa Danganyika hali ingekuwaje kwa hasira!
Kwa habari zaidi bonyeza hapa.

Waje wamanga wasuluhishe gogoro hili

BAADA ya mkuu kuwajia juu viongozi wa kiroho na kirafi kuwa wanajihusisha na biasharaya bwimbiwi, nao walijitutumua na kumpa saa 48 atubie vinginevyo wanamuingiza motoni, nimeona nitoe darasa.

Mbona saa 48 zimepita na waramba viatu wamezidi kuwapasha nao wakanywea? Kumbe wote wasanii siyo?

Kwanza, walikosea hata kama naye alikosea. Hawakujua kuwa anawajua kama wanavyomjua? Isitoshe, angeogopa moto upi wakati amezoea kuishi huko? Heri wangemtishia kuwa watamwingiza gizani.

Maana tangu mgao wa kiza uanze hajawahi kugawiwa lau kwa siku moja.Pia viongozi wa kiroho na kirafi walikosea. Zamani waliheshimika sana. Lakini baada ya ushehe na uaskofu kuvamiwa na matapeli huku hata wale wa kweli wakikabiliwa na madai ya kulawiti, kuzini na upuuzi mwingine, hakuna anayewaheshimu tena.

Zamani ukimuona askofu au sheihe unamheshimu.

Siku hizi wamejaa wachungaji, mashehe na maaskofu bandia, tena wa kujipachika ili washibe karibu kila kona.

Mnamkumbuka yule aliyenaswa juzi kwakutaka kubaka? Pale kaya ya jirani na shehe yuko msambweni kwa kubaka vitoto vilivyokuja kusaka ilmu akavijaza haramu badala ya ilmu.

Ama kweli dunia imegeuka tambara bovu na gunia! Zama zile usingeona mpiga ramli au mganga wa kienyeji akiitwa shehe. Usingeona muota ndoto akiitwa mchungaji au askofu.

Wala usingeona mwizi au jambazi akiingia kukuu na kuitwa rai… we koma! Lakini kwa sasa hali ikoje?

Leo tutadurusu mambo mawili yanayounganishwa na uroho na roho za udini.

Kwanza ,tutaanza na ile kali ya mkuu kuwatolea uvivu wachunaji wa kondoo na mashehe na kuwa wanajihusisha na bwimbwi. Je, amekosea?

Hawa wanaoporomosha mishule ya bei mbaya kila kona kama si wauza bwimbwi njuluku walizinyaka wapi?

Muulize yule mama mwenye jina kama Tarehe.

Wengine hawauzi bwimbwi bali roho za waumini.

Wanatoza sadaka wakisema ni kwa ajili ya Sir God kumbe zao na nyumba ndogo zao.

Wapo wanaojikomba kwa wakuu kama ilivyotokea kwa shehe na mmoja aitwaye Amiss Matakataka aliyewatishia wapingaji kuwa wafuate sheria wakati yeye hafuati sheria wala sharia bali tumbo lake.

Shehe Matakataka upo hapo? Acha nikupashe. Pia usintishe kuwa utanisomea Albadir.

Ukinisomea Albadir mie nakusomea Al-geuza. Ukisoma kwenda kulia mie nasoma kwenda juu tuone. Kumbaff.

Kama ushehena haukulipi si uuze nyanya tu badala yakujikomba kwa wenye maulaji ili wakutupie makombo.

Shehena Matakataka amenikumbushe kijeshe na kimoja Kirundi kiitwacho Amiss kaa yeye kilichokuwa kikiwachonganisha watu kwa kujificha nyuma ya joho sijue wanajua habari zake.

Kitapeli hiki cha majoho eti kilikuwa kinajificha kwenye unyema wakati tukijua fika kinatokea mitaa ya Buja.

Hakuna kilichonichanganya kama maneno ya shehena Matakataka.

Alikaririwa akisema eti lisirikali kuwaonea wapingaji kwa kuigeuza Mahaka… (we koma utafungwa!)- nyumba ndogo yake kama geshi la mandata eti ni suala la kisheria.

Tangu lini shehena la taka lililokimbia shule likajua sheria kama si utapeli?

Eti Matakataka alikuwa akiwataka walevi wasifanye vitendo vya kisiasa wakati lenyewe bila hata ya chembe ya aibu lilikuwa likifanya vitendo vya kisiasa likijificha nyuma ya joho!

Ama kweli nyani haoni nonihino Lake. Fungeni madomo yenu kama hamna la kusema badala ya kujikomba.

Sasa mnayejikomba kwake ameamua kuwatolea uvivu.

Nakumbuka mashehena wengi huja juu pale wachunaji kondoo wanapomjia juu msaniiwakidai ni udini na chachi eti inataka kutawala kaya.

Nendeni skuli mkajifunze jinsi mambo ya kisasa yanavyoendeshwa na si kupayuka bila kuwa na vipaji naelimu ya kupayuka kama mimi.

Hebu tumgeukie Mkuu wa Kaya ambaye naye amejipayukia bila kujua kuwa anachowatuhumu viongozi wake wa kiroho kimo nyumbani mwake.

Kwanza namlaani yule mbea wake aliyetoa taarifa ya kipuuzi akipindisha maneno na kuwashangaa jamaa wa majoho wakati naye anapaswa kuzusha mshangao.

Hivi kweli huyu jamaa mwenye jina la yule jamaa wa Kwachaga aliyemtandika mkoloni kasomea uandishi au kanjanja aliyepewa ulaji kwa kujuana?

Mkuu alipayuka kutokana na kuwa na tabia ya kujisemea bila kufikiri.

Unakumbuka wakati wa mchakato wa akina Richmonduli alisemaje? Alijipayukia kuwa mgao wakiza ungekuwa historia baada ya muda mfupi.

Bila kuona mbali alijipayukia na mambo yaka mgeuka hadi kiza kikiageuka kansa au ukimwi. Si hilo tu. Moto ulimwakia hadi akamtoa sadaka swahiba yake ambaye tuna ngoja kuona kitakachotokea hapo Julai 10 zitakapoyoyoma siku kenda kumi zilizotolewa katika usanii wa kujivua gamba.

Mkuu wetu Kijiweni, amekuwana tabia ya kupayuka. Nani amesahau alivyopayuka miaka ya nyuma kuwa atawapeleka kwenye nchi ya nyama choma na ulabu akaishia kuwabamiza mkenge?

Bahati mbaya amemwambukiza hata kitegemezi chake Riz-One aliyetoa mpya hivi karibuni baada ya kufichuka chafu yake kuwa angewafikisha kwa Pilato waliosambaza nepi zake ugani.

Muulize atakwenda lini zaidi ya kufyata kia.
Chanzo:Tanzania Daima Juni 22, 2011.

HONGERA DK WILLY MUTUNGA

Blog hii inachukua fursa hii kumpongeza jaji mkuu wa Kenya Dk. Willy Mutunga kuchaguliwa kuwa jaji mkuu wa Kenya. Pamoja na kuwa rafiki yetu wa karibu, tunachukua fursa hii kuungana naye kwenye adhimisho hili la utumishi wa umma uliotukuka.Kwa tunaokukumbuka ukiwa Mkurungenzi mtendaji wa Kenya Human Rights Commission pale Valley Arcade Lavington kabla ya kwenda kuwa mkurugenzi wa Ford Foundation pale Kenyatta, tunajua unyenyekevu na uwazi wako. Tunaokujua kama Mutunga na si daktari wala jaji mkuu, tunajua ni aina gani ya mtu na mchapakazi Kenya imepata hasa kipindi hiki cha kuanza kutekeleza katiba mpya ya Kenya. Tunaamini mchango wako utakuwa somo na changamoto kwa nchi nyingine za Afrika Mashariki zinazoendelea kutawaliwa na ubabaishaji, ukale, usanii na majaribio.
Kila la heri na Mungu akuongoze na kukufanikishia kila chema ulichodhamiria kuitendea Kenya.
Dk Mutunga, tunaamini utakuwa chemi chemi ya mageuzi na ukombozi wa Kenya kama ambavyo umekuwa siku zote.
Ni rafiki yako Nkwazi Mhango

Wanampigania Mungu au shetani je hawa si makafiri?

Police said Monday that militants kidnapped a 9-year-old girl on her way to school and forced her to wear a suicide bomb vest. The girl and police said she managed to escape her captors as they directed her to attack a paramilitary checkpoint in northwest Pakistan.

Sohana Jawed, who is in third grade, said she was abducted near her home in the northwestern city of Peshawar on Saturday and taken to Lower Dir district, a four hours' drive away, where she was found Monday.

Police in Lower Dir presented Jawed at a news conference, where she told her story dressed in her blue and white school uniform. But police in Peshawar said they haven't received a complaint of a missing girl and haven't identified a resident with her name.

Initial police reports of security incidents in Pakistan are sometimes wrong.

Militants in the country have often used young boys to carry out attacks, but the use of young girls is rare.

Jawed said during the news conference that she was grabbed by two women while on her way to school and forced into a car carrying two men.

One of the kidnappers put a handkerchief over her mouth that knocked her unconscious, Jawed said in a separate interview with a local TV station.

When she woke up and started crying, one of the women gave her cookies laced with something that again knocked her out, Jawed said. The next time she woke up she found herself in a strange home, she said.

"This morning, the women and men forced me to put on the heavy jacket and put me in the car again," said Jawed.

The suicide vest contained nearly 20 pounds (9 kilograms) of explosives and seemed to be designed to be set off remotely, Lower Dir police chief Salim Marwat told The Associated Press.

"Most likely it had to be detonated through a remote control since a minor was wearing it," he said.

The kidnappers brought her to a checkpoint run by the paramilitary Frontier Corps located about 6 miles (10 kilometres) outside Timergarah, the main town in Lower Dir district. When they got out of the car, she sprinted toward the paramilitary soldiers to show them what she was wearing, said Marwat.

"I got the chance to release my hand from the woman and run," said Jawed.

By the time the paramilitary soldiers realized what was happening, the kidnappers had escaped, said Marwat. Police have launched a search operation to find them, he said.

It's unclear why the kidnappers didn't detonate the suicide bomb vest after Jawed ran away. Marwat suggested they may have simply panicked and fled.

Asif Khan, the police chief in the area of Peshawar where Jawed said she lived and was kidnapped, Hashtnagri, said they haven't received a complaint of a missing girl and haven't identified a resident with her name.

Police in Lower Dir plan to ask Jawed additional questions after she is examined by a psychiatrist, who is helping her cope with the trauma of her ordeal.

"Police will try to get more information from her once she gets normalized," said Marwat.
Source: Internet

Chiluba is no more

Frederick Chiluba, Zambia's first democratically elected president, has died at home at the age of 68.

Mr Chiluba was hailed as Zambia's "liberator" by his supporters when he came to office in 1991 after 27 years of single party Socialist rule.

He won praise for his economic and political reforms but was later accused of embezzlement and turning a blind eye to corruption.

The cause of his death is not known but he was known to have heart problems.

Under Mr Chiluba, Zambia was considered to be a model of African democracy and his presidency was welcomed in the West.

The former trade union leader and son of a copper miner introduced many reforms which dismantled the restrictive policies of former President Kenneth Kaunda.

But he was dogged by corruption allegations and was accused of taking an authoritarian approach to his political opponents, firing critical colleagues and jailing outspoken journalists.

He attempted to alter the constitution to allow him to run for a third term in office in 2001, but stood down after huge public protests.

Mr Chiluba was prosecuted for alleged embezzlement in 2002 but acquitted after a six-year trial.

In 2007, he was convicted of fraud by a London court and ordered to repay $58m in embezzled funds, but the ruling was never carried out by Zambia.

He spent his final years at his resident in Lusaka, confined by ill health and the confiscation of his passport by the authorities.
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Source: BBC

Waumini waliwao mpo hapo?

Nigeria's pastors 'as rich as oil barons'

Nigeria's pastors run multi-million dollar businesses which rival that of oil tycoons, a Nigerian blogger who has researched the issue has told the BBC.

Mfonobong Nsehe, who blogs for Forbes business magazine, says pastors own businesses from hotels to fast-food chains.

"Preaching is big business. It's almost as profitable as the oil business," he said.

The joint wealth of five pastors was at least $200m (£121m), he said.

Mr Nsehe said the richest of them, Bishop David Oyedepo of the Living Faith World Outreach Ministry, was worth about $150m.

Bishop Oyedepo owned a publishing company, university, an elite private school, four jets and homes in London and the United States, according to Mr Nsehe.
'Private jets'

The Nigerian blogger said Bishop Oyedepo was followed on the rich list by Pastor Chris Oyakhilome of the Believers' Loveworld Ministries. He was worth between $30 and $50m.
These pastors are flamboyant. You see them with private jets and expensive cars.

"Oyakhilome's diversified interests include newspapers, magazines, a local television station, a record label, satellite TV, hotels and extensive real estate," Mr Nsehe said.

He said three of the other richest pastors were:

Temitope Joshua Matthew of the Synagogue Church Of All Nations (worth between $10m and $15m);
Matthew Ashimolowo of Kingsway International Christian Centre (worth between $6 million and $10 million) and
Chris Okotie of the Household of God Church (worth between $3 million and $10 million).

Mr Nsehe said representatives of all the clergymen, except Pastor Ashimolowo, confirmed ownership of the assets he had listed on his blog.

"These pastors are flamboyant. You see them with private jets and expensive cars. This extravagance sends out the wrong message to their followers," he told the BBC's Network Africa programme.

He said the pastors acquired their wealth from various sources, including their congregations.

"We have Nigerians who are desperate, looking for solutions to their problems. They go to church for salvation, redemption and healing and pastors sometimes take advantage of them," Mr Nsehe said.
Source BBC

Mabalozi wetu na aibu na uroho wao

The wife of a Congolese diplomat in Serbia has been detained in neighbouring Romania for alleged cigarette smuggling, prosecutors said on Monday.

Esther Pascaline Bombeto was arrested during the night soon after crossing the Serbian border.

Police found some 18,500 cigarette packages concealed in her car.

According to local media, the woman and her driver refused to leave the car or open the doors, arguing they benefited from diplomatic immunity.

The police had to break the window in order to search the vehicle bearing diplomatic licence plates.

The husband, Marc Marius Itela Elombola, second counselor of the Republic of Congo's embassy in Belgrade, has also been charged with smuggling. He is currently in Serbia.

"The authorities did what they had to, detaining a person suspected of contraband," a spokeswoman for the prosecutor's office told AFP.

"The issue of diplomatic immunity will be probably raised before the judge is called upon to deliver an arrest warrant," she added, stressing that it was not clear what the woman's diplomatic status was.

"Before the arrest we consulted the Ministry of Foreign Affairs in order to make sure we did not violate any law," prosecutor Mircea Andres, who is in charge of the investigation, told journalists.

He said that according to the Vienna Convention diplomats committing a felony in a country other than that to which they are accredited are not covered by immunity.

Andres added that the Congolese couple had been monitored for three months.

They used to cross into Romania once or twice a week, and, availing themselves of their diplomatic passports in order to avoid customs controls, smuggled large amounts of Albanian cigarettes into the country, he said.

Three Serb nationals, including Bombeto's driver, and three Romanians have also been arrested.
Source: Daily Nation.

Meet with the "tallest" man on earth

Junrey Balawing, the "World's Shortest Living Man" declared by the Guinness World Records, holds a ruler in front of his family and townmates in Sindangan, Zamboanga del Norte in southern Philippines June 12, 2011. Balawing was certified by the Guinness World Record as the shortest man in the world with standing and lying down average measurement of 23.5 inches (59.93 cm) on his 18th birthday on Sunday. The previous title holder is Khagendra Thapa Magar from Nepal who measures 26.4 inches (67.06 cm), and 2.9 inches (7.36 cm) taller.
Source: Internet

Bunge liwe linafanyika Railway Gerezani

BAADA ya kugundua uhovyo na uchovu wa wabunge wao wa ulaji, kijiwe kimekuja na mkakati wa kuwapindua ili walevi wapate wawakilishi wenye udhu na makali. Kuna kashfa zilizolazimisha kijiwe kuanza kufikiria kulipindua bunge.

Tunataka kurejesha heshima ya bunge na lenye viwango vya kistaarabu na si kuburuzana, kushindana kuonyesha fasheni za blackberry, dhahabu, mavazi na utumbo mwingine kama vile kulala bungeni, kupayuka na kupokea taarifa za wizi bila kuufanyia kazi.

Tunataka Bunge la walevi na si wachuma ngawira. Bunge tunalotaka si la kulipana posho za vikao na kupitisha miswaada na bajeti za kipuuzi. Hatutaki Bunge la jikoni bali la walevi.

Kwanza tulaani kitendo cha mandata kumkamata kiongozi wa upingaji bungeni bwana Freedom Mboe.

Geshi letu la mandata nalo limegeuzwa jibwa la Chama Cha Mafisadi kiasi kwa kuwa tayari kuwakamta wabunge huku likiwapigia saluti mafisadi. Acheni umbwa na unepi mtafanyiwa kitu mbaya siku moja. Shauri yenu.

Nashangaa. Kama Freedom angekuwa mbunge wa Chama Cha Magamba unadhani hao mbwa wa CCM, yaani Chama Cha Magamba wangethubutu kumkamata? Sijui kwanini hii mijitu haitaki kujifunza kutoka Misr!

Kuna siku hayo madaraka viraka yatachukuliwa na kupewa wengine. Yaani mauaji ya Talime hayajatulia mnakamata kiongozi wa upingaji. Kama hao wanaowatuma hawataki upinzani si watangaze ufalme ijulikane. Hayo ya kukamatwa wa arawa nayaachia hapa. pole sana arawa babangu.

Sababu ya pili ya kijiwe kudhamiria kutwaa Bunge ni ufisadi. Baada ya kuchunguza orodha ya wabunge na mishiko ya makali (sitting allowances) wanayopata bila kufanya lolote, kijiwe kimeamua tuchukue hatua. Tuhakikishe wabunge wote mafisi, mafisadi, magamba, vinyoka vilivyorithi nafasi za wazazi wao au kuukwaa kutokana na ukoo vipigwe kibuti.

Tatu, ni ubabe. Baada ya kuona mama Kipaza Sauti au microphone or speaker kwa kimombo kutembeza ubabe akitetea mafisadi waliomsimika, tumebuni mkakati wa kuhakikisha anapigwa chini kama alivyofanyiwa Sam Sixx kutokana na usongo wake wa kuwabamiza mafisadi.

Baada ya mama huyu aitwaye Annae Mwenye Makinda achezaye Makida makida kuwa mbabe na mroho na mbinafsi kiasi cha kufunga hata njia za watu ili ajenge hekalu lake, kijiwe kimeona ni busara kuanza mikakati ya kumgaragaza chini ili afanyiwe kweli kwa kumtosa.

Pia kijiwe kimegundua kuwa wabunge wanalipwa mishiko mikubwa ikilinganishwa na uchumi wa kaya. Hivyo, tumekuja na mkakati wa kupunguza maulaji yao kwa kuchagua watu wasio na stori na pesa wala utajiri bali uzalendo na maendeleo.

Nne, kashfa ya wengi wa wabunge kuwa vihiyo wenye shahada za kughusi imetulazimisha kuunda kamati ya muda au ad hoc committee ya kurejesha kaya kwenye mstari.

Tano, baada ya kuona mapapa na mabingwa wa ufisadi na ukoo na kujuana wakipewa uenyekiti wa kamati nyeti za Bunge, tumeamua kujipanga upya kulitwaa Bunge ili liwe na watu safi na si mafisi na mafisadi na magamba na vinyoka kama Jannie Makambale Mgosi, Hussain Muinyi, Emmy Nchimvi, Wars Kawaua na dada yake Zamazaradi.

Hapa bado hujawataja wengine wenye majina ya vigogo kama Msuuuya na wengine wengi wanaojulikana kuwapandikiza vitegemezi au wake zao bungeni. Wana kijiwe na walevi si wanafiki. Wanajua hata wakuu wa mawilaya hata mikowa walipewa ukuu kutokana na majina ya baba zao au kujipendekeza hata kujihonga kwao. Bado hapa hujaongelea wana geshi waliojazana kwenye vyeo vya kisiasa wakati ni kinyume cha sheria.

Sababu nyingine ya kuchukua hatua ni ile hali ya wabunge kushindwa kuliadhibu lisirikali tokana na kushindwa kulinda mali za walevi. Wako wapi akina Kagoda, EPA, SUKITA, Meremeta, IPTL, Richmond, Dowans na wengine wengi?

Ili kuhakikisha tunafanikiwa kuikomboa kaya kutoka kwenye mikono ya mafisi na mafisadi, tutaandaa mikutano kayani kote kutaka katiba ibadilishwe haraka na sifa za wagombea ubunge zibadilishwe. Tunapendekeza mgombea awe na sifa zifuatazo ili aweze kugombea ubunge.

Mosi, awe bingwa wa kupiga masumbwi na si kupika majungu wala kughushi vyeti kama wale walivyo. Pili, ajue kupayuka kwa sauti na busara kama mzee mwenyewe na si mipasho na umbea kama mgosi Machungi na Mape Nnaye.

Tatu, asiwe mpenzi wa njuluku kama Annae Makapi au Sisalama Kikwe ambao waliotumia kukuu kufanya umachinga kwa NGO.

Nne, awe tayari kuvua nguo si magamba. Maana uchafu wa mtu huonekana kwenye nguo kuliko ngozi ambayo hufichwa na hiyo nguo. Hivyo, tutapendekeza mwenye kutaka kuonyeshwa ukweli wa usafi wake avue nguo ili abaki utupu kila mtu aone madhambi yake.

Ewassa, Chwenge na Rostitamu mpo washirika? Stop cheating yourself just like the Bunge that plays bungee with the rights of our walevi. What a—lie so to speak.

Lol! Mwenembago kaishapanda kiasi cha kuanza kuongea kwa lugha ya majini ya kwa mama! Tuendelee na sifa za wabunge watarajiwa. Lazima mwenye kuutaka ubunge awe tayari kutangaza mali zake. Awe tayari kuchukia kitu kidogo na kikubwa yaani rushua.

Pia awe tayari kuvimbishwa mishavu kwa ngumi na asione aibu badala ya kuvimbisha matumbo na mishavu kwa pesa ya ufisadi. Aweze kuonea aibu kuvimbisha mitumbo na mishavu kwa pesa ya ufisadi.

Pia anapaswa ajue kuvaa gwanda au jezi ili awe tayari kupiga karate na si misuti ya ujambazi. Kwanza nani anataka suti Bongolalaland ambako joto ni kama tuko kwenye oveni? Nani anataka suti ili kumaliza kodi za walevi kwa kulipia viyoyozi kweni vya kwenye mashangingi yenu havitoshi?

Sifa nyingine, Kuwa tayari kutoa jasho kwa kukimbia ili kufanya mazoezi ya kuwachapa wapinzani wetu badala ya kukimbiza mishiko na dogo dogoz wakati wa vikao vya Bunge.

Pia mwanamume au mwanamke atakayeutaka ubunge awe tayari kuupenda udugu na si uheshimiwa wakati wengi wa wanaoung’ang’ania uheshimiwa hawana heshima wala kuistahili kutokana na matendo yao ya kinyani nyani. Hawa ni waishiwa.

Sifa nyingine ni ya Speaker. Lazima awe amesoma sheria, awe na mke au mume na si kanunga. Pia awe na akili timamu na busara na asipendekezwe kwa jinsia yake au ushikaji na mafisadi kama ilivyokuwa huko nyuma alipopigwa buti Sam Sixx.

Asiwe mbinafsi, mlazimishi, mpenda makuu wala tunda na chaguo la mafisadi. Aingie kwa sifa na si kubebwa na jinsia au kujuana.

Naona makabrasha ya kusaini mshiko yameletwa. Acha nijiwahi kutia mkono ili niende kuutwika na kusaka vyangu waliokuja kushiriki bunge la usiku kwenye nyumba za kulala wageni.

Bunge lifanyike uwanja wa ngumi Gerezani ili tuchapane ngumi sawa sawa.

Muishimiwa spika naomba kutoa hoja.

Chanzo:Tanzania Daima

RENATA BENEDICTO ANATAFUTWA

Yaweza kuwa binafsi lakini ni kwa kuwa nahitaji msaada.
Desemba mwaka 1999 nilikuwa miongoni mwa wasafiri waliokuwa kwenye hilo basi la Tawfiq ambalo kwa bahati mbaya lilipata ajali na kuua watu wengi alfajiri ya tarehe 23. Wengi tulijeruhiwa japo wengine tulihitaji huduma zaidi kulingana na majeraha yetu. Katika safari hiyo nilikuwa nimekaa na binti mdogo ambaye baadae alijitambulisha kwangu kama Renatha Benedicto. Alikuwa kidato cha pili shule ya sekondari Kibasila, Dar. Kuwa mdogo ama mwanafunzi, si sababu ya kumsaka leo. Namsaka kwa kuwa alikuwa shujaa katika siku hiyo na ninasikitika kuwa juhudi zangu nyingi za kusaka mawasiliano naye (zikiwa ni pamoja na kutumia redio) zimeshindwa kunirejeshea mawasiliano naye.
Katika ajali hiyo, nilijeruhiwa vibaya. Nilichubuka sehemu kubwa ya uso upande wa kulia. Nilipasuka juu ya jicho, ndani ya mdomo, sehemu mbili za kidevu, michubuko ya magoti. Pia nilikatika ulimi na kunifanya nishindwe kuongea kwa siku nilipokuwa hospitali. Pia ilinitibua mgongo ambao kwa miaka 9 iliyofuata nimekuwa nikipita kwa wataalamu mbalimbali kupata matibabu. RENATHA alikuwa zaidi ya mhudumu kwangu. Alitafuta dawa, kuhakikisha natibiwa, pia alihangaika kusaka mawasiliano ya kuwajulisha walio nyumbani kuwa tukingali hai (bahati mbaya mawasiliano hayakupatikana). Alihangaika wakati wote ambao nilikuwa siwezi kusema lolote kutokana kushonwa ulimi. Alitengeneza "chakula" kilichoweza "kushuka" kunipa nguvu na kuwa msemaji wangu akitumia taarifa nilizomuandikia kwenye karatasi na passport (kwa kuwa hatukuwa tukifahamiana kwa majina). KWA HAKIKA ALIKUWA MSAADA MKUBWA KWANGU.
Baada ya likizo tuliendelea kuwasiliana na mpaka alipomaliza shule mwaka 2001 na mara ya mwisho kuonana naye alikuja kuniaga (2002) akisema anakwenda Songea kusomea ualimu. Aliahidi kuwasiliana nami baada ya kufika huko na kwa bahati mbaya nami nikahama. Baada ya hapo nikaanza pilika za maisha zilizonifikisha huku nilipo, lakini kila nikifikiria "njia" ya maisha nauona mchango mkubwa alioweka maishani mwangu na najaribu kumtafuta bila mafanikio..
Nimeona leo niweke hapa ili kama kuna anayemtambua anisaidie kurejesha mawasiliano naye.
Ni Renatha Benedicto. Alisoma Kibasila Sekondari kati ya 1998- 2001 kisha akasema anakwenda Songea TTC.
Njia rahisi ya kuwasiliana nami ni barua pepe ambayo ni changamoto@gmail.com

Zimbabwe policeman jailed for using Mugabe's toilet

Relatives of a policeman jailed in Zimbabwe for using a toilet reserved for President Robert Mugabe are appealing for his release.

The policeman, Alois Mabhunu, was arrested last month in the city of Bulawayo after he used a special presidential toilet at a trade fair.

A police court on Wednesday ordered his imprisonment for 10 days.

Zimbabwean human rights lawyers said there was no law forbidding people from using the president's toilet.

They said Mr Mabunhu should not have been arrested.

Mr Mugabe, 87, visited Bulawayo, the country's second city, for the opening of the annual Zimbabwe International Trade Fair on 6 May.

Mr Mabunhu was on duty when he was caught short and rushed to use the reserved toilet. He was arrested several days later.

According the Zimbabwe's Daily News paper, his charge sheet did not specify what laws he had breached or how he had compromised security.

The BBC's Thabo Kunene in Bulawayo says his relatives are angry that he was tried before a police tribunal without lawyers present.

Mr Mugabe, who has been the leader of Zimbabwe for the three decades of its independence, is currently in a power-sharing government with long-time opponent, Morgan Tsvangirai.
Source: BBC

Kikwete aende ughaibuni, mawaziri vijijini

Kikwete akibembea na mkewe alipokuwa Jamaica


KATIKA semina elekezi ya hivi karibuni iliyofanyika mjini Dodoma, Rais Jakaya Kikwete alikaririwa akiwafokea na kuwaagiza mawaziri waende mikoani kufafanua ‘mafanikio’ ya serikali yake!

Hii si mara ya kwanza kwa Kikwete kufanya semina elekezi isiyoelekeza kitu bali kula pesa ya wananchi. Alianzia kule Ngurdoto 23 – 27 Agosti, 2006. Semina hii ilihusisha wakuu wa mikoa, wilaya, makatibu tawala wa mikoa na wilaya.

Kama kawaida yake, Kikwete alitaka aonekane anajua uongozi na kuwajali wananchi. Alitoa maelekezo yafuatayo kwa walengwa wa semina husika:
Alikaririwa na vyombo vya habari akisema: “Nendeni mkatekeleze majukumu yenu kwa kuzingatia kuwa tabia nzuri na mwenendo mwema ni sifa ya msingi ya kiongozi. Ukipungukiwa sifa hiyo unapunguza hadhi yako mbele ya jamii unayoiongoza.”

Wakati akisema haya yeye alikuwa akikabiliwa na tuhuma za kufanya ziara nyingi hadi baadahi ya wabaya wake kumwita ‘Vasco da Gama wa Afrika.’
Aliendelea: “Tumieni madaraka yenu vizuri, msiyatumie kuonea, kudhulumu, kuomba au kutoa rushwa au kulipiza kisasi.”

Wakati akisema hayo alikuwa akikabiliwa na tuhuma za kuwakingia kifua mafisadi akiwamo mtangulizi wake kutokana na kadhia ya kujimilikisha machimbo ya makaa ya mawe ya Kiwira. Hakupata kukanusha tuhuma hizi.

Kikwete aliendelea: “Zingatieni na kuheshimu sheria za nchi na kanuni zinazotawala utendaji wa serikali. Kama Viongozi tuwe mfano wa kuzingatia hayo. Watumieni sana makatibu tawala wa mikoa na maofisa tawala wawajulishe sheria, kanuni na taratibu.”

Katika hili, bahati mbaya hakujiangalia. Kwani ni wakati huu alikuwa akishutumiwa kumruhusu mkewe kutumia ofisi ya rais kujizolea mabilioni ya fedha kwa kuanzisha NGO yenye kutia shaka kama alivyofanya mke wa mtangulizi wake, Benjamin Mkapa.

Tuko na Kikwete bado. Aliendelea kupiga siasa: “Muwe na mahusiano mazuri na viongozi wenzenu na wananchi mnaowaongoza.”
Wakati akitoa nasaha hizi alisahau kuwa alikuwa akishutumiwa kwa kulea mitandao ya kimasilahi ndani ya chama chake iliyokuwa ikifanya nchi isitawalike kutokana na vita ya ndani kwa ndani ya kugombea ulaji.

Nukta ya tano ya Kikwete alisema, “Muwe wepesi katika kushughulikia matatizo ya wananchi. Muwe kimbilio la wananchi kwa jua na mvua. Muwape nafasi ya kuwasikiliza na kushughulikia matatizo yao.” Maskini Kikwete alisahau kuwa wakati akiwaambia watendaji wake wawe kimbilio la wananchi, yeye alikuwa kimbilio la wawekezaji huku akiwakimbia wananchi kwa kufanya ziara ambazo Profesa Lipumba aliwahi kusema hazikuwa na maslahi kwa taifa.

Katika nukta ya sita, Kikwete alikaririwa akisema: “Jengeni moyo wa kujituma, kufanya kazi bila kuchoka, na kushirikiana na wananchi.

Tufufue moyo wa kujitolea miongoni mwa mwananchi. Yapo mengi yanayoweza kufanywa na wananchi wenyewe bila kusubiri serikali. Kinachotakiwa ni uongozi ambao ni kazi yetu.”

Hapa alisahau pia alisahau kuwa alionywa kutounda serikali kubwa akadharau.

Nukta ya saba Kikwete alisema: “Simamieni halmashauri zenu vizuri.” Hivi wangepata wapi mshipa wa kusimamia halmashauri zao wakati yapo malalamiko kuwa rais hasimamii nchi vizuri?

Nukta ya nane Kikwete alisema: “Kasimamieni vizuri kilimo na hasa Programu ya Kuendeleza Kilimo (ASDP)”

Kwanini wao wasimamie kilimo programu za kuendeleza kilimo wakati yeye alikuwa akisimamia programu za kuendekeza uwekezaji kama wa madini ambao leo hauna tija hadi kuibua migogoro kama ile ya Nyamongo?

Nukta ya tisa Kikwete alihimiza: “Hakikisheni kila mtoto mwenye umri wa kwenda shule anakwenda sambamba na kuwa na sekondari kila kata. Aidha maandalizi ya ujenzi wa shule za sekondari yaanze sasa ili kuweza kukabiliana na idadi ya wanafunzi watakaofuzu kuingia kidato cha kwanza mwaka 2008.”
Hapa, rais alisahahu kwamba shule alizozipigia chapuo ziliishia kuwa si shule za kata tu, bali pia shule za kata elimu na kuongeza ujinga!

Kumi Kikwete alisema: “Simamieni kikamilifu utoaji wa huduma za afya na kuongeza kasi ya mapambano dhidi ya ukimwi.” Hapa sina chakuongeza.

Kumi na moja Kikwete alilonga: “Simamieni kikamilifu ujenzi na utoaji wa huduma za kiuchumi katika mikoa yenu.” Wakati akisema haya, alikuwa akipuuzia malalamiko ya wananchi kutoka mikoa ya Mara, Mwanza na Shinyanga ambako wawekezaji wake walikuwa wakiwabughudhi hata kuwaua wananchi.

Kumi na mbili Kikwete alisema: “Simamieni na hakikisheni suala la hifadhi ya mazingira. Hili jambo ni la kufa na kupona.”
Binafsi najiuliza, mazingira yangehifadhiwa vipi wakati serikali ilikuwa ndiyo imezidisha mgawo na ulanguzi wa umeme, vitu vinavyowalazimisha wananchi kukata miti ili kupata mkaa kufidia pengo la umeme.

Kikwete hakungoja watendaji waende na kutekeleza aliyowatuma. Badala yake aliwamwagia matarajio yake likiwemo hili.

“Tuwe na uhusiano mzuri na vyombo vya habari. Tufanye kazi na vyombo vya habari vitusaidie kufikisha ujumbe wetu kwa watu wengi kwa urahisi na kwa wakati mmoja”. Kazi kwako msomaji kutathmini hayo.
Chanzo: Tanzania Daima Juni 1, 2011.

Tutaendelea kudanganywa na walevi hadi lini?

LEO nina hasira kuliko hata wiki jana wakati nataka kujilipua. You know what. Kwanza yale mauaji ya Tarime yamenifanya nichukie lisirikali na mandata kuliko wakati wowote katika ma-life yangu.

Pia mauaji haya yamefanya niwachukie walevi hasa wadanganyika kwa umbwa na ukondoo wao. Hivi mtauawa hadi lini wakati mkiona? Mwadhani kuna mjomba wenu atakayekuja kupambana na geshi la mambwa mwitu linaloamrishwa na mafisi kuwaueni?

Hayo ya Tarime mtajiju au kumalizana wenyewe. My concern today is showing my dismay regarding the whole bragadaccio ya kujivua gamba.

Najua viherehere wanaosoma hapa wanasema kuwa najidai kujua umombo. Mie najua lugha zote duniani isipokuwa ile ya mafisadi na matapeli wa kiroho wenye uroho.

Hivyo nikimwaga ung’eng’e uvumilie hata kama roho inakuchonyota. Hii ndiyo faida ya kwenda shule kuongeza ujinga-sorry elimu. Hata kuongeza ujinga inawezekana. Maana ukiangalia maprofwesa waliojazana serikalini wanavyofanya mambo ya kipuuzi kama Dokta Muinyi ambaye wizara yake ilifanya upuuzi kule Mbalaga akashindwa inshu ndogo tu-kuwajibika au madaktari uchwara wa kughushi kama akina Emmy Nchinvi, Mere Nyago na wengine, kuna ukweli kuwa kuna watu walikwenda shule kuongeza ujuha si ujinga.

Hawa leo sina mpango wa kuwananga. Maana tabu lao liitwalo Education for Ignorance liko mekoni likikorogwa ili nao baadaye wakorogwe na kupakuliwa wakati ukifika. Hivyo my friend Diddie Massamburi na PhD yako feki na Makorongoro Muhanga, Vickie Mwambalashwa kaa mkao wa kuliwa na kupakuliwa mambo yenu.

Leo nina hasira kama nilivyotonya hapo juu. Nina hasira sawa na wale vijana wa chama cha mafisadi wa kule AR waliotaka Mere Kitanda atimke baada ya kuzua noma kutokana na ujuha wake.

Japo wapo wanaosema kuwa wanatumwa na Ewassa ili kulikoroga, kama mbaya mbaya. Kwanini Ewassa awe fisadi pekee wakati na swahiba wake, mkewe hata mwanae ni mafisadi wa kunuka?

Kwenye ufisadi Njaa Kaya anamtoa knock out Ewassa kwa sababu Ewassa anatuhumiwa yeye na kitegemezi wake Freddie huku mama yake Regi akiwa nje ya ulingo wa unyakuzi. May be mambo yake hayajajulikani.

Ukija huku ni mess. NjaaKaya mwenyewe yumo kwenye First Eleven ya Dk. Silaha Kali, huku bi mkubwa Sisalama na Riz-One wakichukua nafasi ya juu kwenye tuhuma za ufisi.

Ziko wapi tambo za hichi kitegemezi uchwara kudai kitakwenda kwa pilato? Kimenywe kama dingi wake. Mama yake ndiyo usiseme. Anaendelea kusanya kama Anna Makapi. Jamani kuna haja ya kubadili methali zetu na kusema: walevi ndiyo waliowao na wadanganyika ndio waibiwao.

Hapa ndipo maana ya looting au tuseme lulling or bullying party yanapojitokeza. Kwa tafsiri rahisi ni kwamba chama ongelewa ima ni cha majambazi, wasanii au wanyanyasaji hata wauaji. Kama nimewaongopea msikonde bali kwenda shule na kujua bila kutegemea tafsiri yangu. Alright! Kulaleki!

Hebu niwaulize walevi tena huenda wanaweza kutia akilini. Hivi mtaendelea kuongopewa huku jua likiwaka hadi lini? Ni juzi tu mmeletewa upuuzi wa kuvua gamba na kuvaa jezi za kulindana na kuwahadaa. Mmeendelea kuwa watazamaji na waathirika huku mkiishi kwa matumaini! Hadi lini?

Kabla ya moto wa changa hili la machoni kuzimika mara Dk. Silaha akafichua kuwa kitegemezi cha mkuu wa kijiwe ni kibilionea.

Mmesikiliza na kuendelea kutoatoa mimacho kama kunguru aliyenaswa kwenye ulimbo! Nashangaa mlivyoridhia kila ujambazi. You know what? Dowanis mmeliwa tena.

Kwani walioinunua wameishapata hakikisho toka lisirikali kuwa watazalisha na kuwauzieni hapo hapo. Na kwa taarifa yenu muelewe.

Dowanis haijauzwa kitu bali Rostitamu na wenzake wamebadili mikakati yao kwa kuleta sura ya mtasha baada ya mmanga tapeli kutofua dafu. Yule alikataa kupigwa picha. Mtasha kapigwa nyingi tu.

Najiuliza, hivi Dowanis kama hawajalipwa pesa yao waliyopewa na mahakama ya kimataifa, wamepata wapi uhalali kisheria kuuza mitambo yao kama siyo usanii wa kipumbavu kwa vile wana dili na walevi na wadanganyika?

Siku hizi sisikii Rostitamu akidai amepewa Powers of Attorney na Dowanis kufanya kila kitu hata kuibia Danganyika. Amenywea baada ya kugundulika. Hata kile kitegemezi cha Mgosi Makambale Machungi ninchosikia eti kinapigiwa debe kututawala miaka 20 ijayo kimenywea!

Kweli walevi wanatukanwa kila matusi ya nguoni. Eti Jannie Makambale anaandaliwa kuwa rais! Mwe! Hii kali! Yaani harufu ya maziwa ya mama yake haijatua eti tuletewe kinyago kingine cha mpapure kama kile cha Mzee Musa kilichoingizwa majaribuni na Dellila Anae Tamaa wa Kishumundu!

Ama kweli Hassan alisema: wadanganyika ni kichwa cha mlevi mwendawazimu kujifunzia kunyoa. Mzee Ali alijua. Maana alifanya kila ufisadi na kuumba huu unaotusumbua bila kushtukiwa. Kwani unadhani NjaaKaya aliumbwa na nani kama si mzee Ali?

Loh! Nshasahau! Lengo la kuandika unabii haikuwa kushughulika na vijifisadi uchwara wala mafisadi wakubwa bali genge liitwalo Chata Cha Mafisadi. Walevi mbona siwasikii mkilishinikiza lijivua gamba kama lilivyowahadaa au ndiyo mmekubali kuliwa kama kawa ingawa huko nyuma hamkuwa hivi?

Niulize swali simpo. Ni fisadi au mafisadi wapi watawatimua mafisadi wenzao? Sitaki mseme nina wivu na rafiki yangu. Rejea ile orodha ya aibu au List of National Shame ya Dk Silaha kule Mchungwa Simba Meteke.

Nimalizie kwa kuuliza swali la kilevi. Sinema ya Loliyondo imekwisha. Je tutegemee ipi ili kuendelea kuwalewesha na kuwadanganya walevi na wadanganyika?

Au ni yale yale ya Zenj ambapo siku hizi baada ya ngunguru kufunga ndoa na ngangaru ni ulaji kama kawa?

Nimalizie na angalizo na kipuuzi. Una habari kuwa yule kijana Mapepe Tunaye anaanza kuishiwa kama Willy Mukami? Naona wameishiwa sera baada ya kujikuta wakichekwa hata na ndege na vyura kwa ujuha wao kudhani wanaweza kutumia Kiama cha Majambazi eti kulipiza kisasi kwa mafisadi wenzao.

Yote kumi. Kile kizee kiitwacho Mgosi Jose Makambale kimeishia wapi? Au kiko na Kimdunge Ngumbaru mwehu ambaye naye ametokomea.

Tokomea Makambale. Tokomea Kimdunge. Tokomea CCM. Tokomea. NjaaKaya. Tokomea tokomea tokomea mshirika wa bed. Stop! Maana nawe mpuuzi juzi ulisema nachelewa kurudi una wasi wasi na dogoz. Kumbaff nyote.

Namuona mkuu wa manjago ananijia, ngoja nichomoke maana mdomo huu sasa utaniponza!
Chanzo:Tanzania Daima Juni 1, 2011.

Nigeria recalls diplomat over wife-beating claims

Nigerian High Commissioner to Kenya Chijioke Wigwe (centre) and his wife Theresa dance at a past function

Nigerian High Commissioner to Kenya Chijioke Wigwe, has been recalled over allegations of wife battering.

Nigerian media, quoting the country’s foreign ministry official reported on Tuesday that the “ministry had decided that the diplomat should go home as part of its investigation and disciplinary measures.”

The wife of the Nigerian envoy, Ms Tess Iyi Wigwe, was examined on Monday by a police doctor over assault claims. (READ: Police doctor to examine wife of Nigerian envoy)

Ms Wigwe recorded a statement with the Diplomatic Police Unit in Gigiri after reporting that she was assaulted by her husband, Dr Wigwe.

The Nigerian High Commission has, however, termed the allegations against Dr Wigwe as “malevolent, far from the truth and unsubstantiated.”

The Nigerian Bulletin quoted the spokesperson of the Ministry of Foreign Affairs, Mr Damian Agwu saying: “He will first of all be recalled and then be handled from there.”

In Nairobi, the Foreign Affairs ministry remained tight-lipped, only indicating that acting minister George Saitoti will issue a statement on Thursday over the matter.

Kenya chapter of the Federation of Women Lawyers chairperson Naomi Wagereka had called on the Kenyan and Nigerian governments to immediately withdraw all diplomatic immunity and status of Dr Wigwe.

Ms Wigwe displayed serious injuries on the face, which she claims were inflicted on her by her husband.

Police sources also revealed that her daughter was also injured as she tried to protect her mother. It was not clear whether the woman intends to prefer any charges.

Police Commissioner Mathew Iteere said they had written to the Ministry of Foreign Affairs regarding the lifting of Dr Wigwe’s immunity.

Being a diplomat, he is not liable to any form of arrest or detention by Kenyan authorities.

Nigeria had the option to recall the diplomat or have him face trial here should his diplomatic immunity be waived.
Source: Daily Nation

Kenya moves from paradox to paradigm

Since the inception of the Government of National Unity (GNU) in Kenya, there have been many squabbles. In effect, squabbles have direct or indirect affected the lives of Kenyans. When GNU was ushered in there were dreams of huge leap forward that ended up becoming a too-often lie culminating from squiggles of success especially the making of the new constitution.

Though this marriage of convenience between Mwai Kibaki and Raila Odinga that brought GNU in has soldiered on, despite all drawbacks, there are many positive signs at this eleventh hour after the duo decided to embark on face lift for their marriage.

At essence, the mesmerizing way the duo quickly and expediently offered to their consent to the appointment of the candidate for Chief Judgeship the revolutionary-cum-resolutionary Dr. Willy Mutunga and his deputy Nancy Barasa is commendable and applaudable altogether. Indeed, this is but a new spirit that is likely to bring a lot of change in Kenya shall it be maintained.

Mr Kibaki and Odinga, never again allow you to be played off of being swallowed by narow ethnoegoistic political miasmas. Open a new page of reconcialiation and delivering. Verily, you know as well as I. This new realization of the duo is inspirational. For none of them can ably go solo politically without the other otherwise one wants to cascade into oblivion and historical dustbin. The duo is like the two side of the coin. Thus working together nicely for them is not an option but an obligation to their goals, nation and legacy.

Given that time is quicly lapsing for two principals, the paradox they make should come closer and closer reasonably and deliver Kenya. To know what this means, refer to the two antagonistic forces that generate electricity. This is the right way Kibaki and Odinga can make use of their paradox.

Notably, kibaki is currently laying some bricks for his legacy whiulst Odinga is gaining more qualification and expartize for yet another big job. The duo needs each other. Kibaki cannot leave a very bright legacy without Odinga who can not shoot up without Kibaki. In this situation whoever hampers another is but sabotaging himself. To know how this works, refer to the battle for the new constitution. When the duo opposed each other the draft constitution was shot down easily. If anything, this was the worst-case scenario. But when the duo worked together, the new constitution was ushered in easily. This is a positive and reasonable work of paradox whose benefits can end up becoming a paradigm in the future. Cooperation among the people making paradox undergirds achievement. So there is an urgent and permanent need for the duo to keep on working together mutually and amicably.

Shall the duo succeed in delivering Kenya from archaic rivarlies and political anarch; theirs will be a precedent for others that are still under the yolk of dictatorship and experimental politics in the region and far beyond. Therefore, the slogan of the duo should be: “Yes we can where they said we can’t.”

Let me cite another constructive paradox. As a constructionist, Mandela-De Klerk stance was a paradox. After they buried their differences and allowed common sense to reign in there came what is refered to as Truth and reconcialiation paradigm. From paradox to paradigm this is what it became. What a legacy for both! We need to learn to turn conflicts to constructive forces based on peace, justice and deliverance. This is but the biggest lesson from Mandela-De Klerk paradox-turned paradigm.

In a word, Kibaki and Odinga can still deliver and erase all negatives and past mistakes under their watch. Time is only now. After all, this has been a ground gristmill experience for the two. Conflicts even differences are but natural phenomena that make us think and meet our challenges. What is not natural is the drawbacks of giving a conflict intractability and permanent abode.

As for my friend Dr Mutunga, Kenya has a lot of expectations and hope all pinned on you. Please understand. Don’t go the way your former comrades in Arms went. I am not going to name names. But again when most of your friends and comrades got power, they drank a lot of it so as to end up intoxicated and licking their vomitase. This should not happen to you.

Your friends like Kiraitu Murungi, James Arengo even Koigi wa Wamwere know this too well. I am sure you’ll not embark on moribund politics of revenge and vengeance. Thus abhor all petit politics of this is our turn to eat and the likes. Like the two principals who endorsed you expediently without any squabbles, you too have a legacy to leave behind after your tenure comes to an end.

In sum, many precious metals and honorifics are there to pass but not the legacy that one leaves behind. You can see this in the oft-citing Plato, Socrates, Sophocles, Cicero and many more.

My last word of advice quotes this. “Doing justice is paramount to restoration, rectifying wrongs, and creating right relationship based on equity and justice.” John Paul Lederach in his book Preparing For Peace: Conflict Transformatio n Across Cultures.

To summize and reiterate, there is that culture of ethnicentricism, nihilism, impunity and corruption in Kenya judiciary being one of them. it is time for changes. Let us turn a paradox into a paradigm.
Source: The African Executive Magazine May 25, 2011

Serikali ya CCM imechanganyikiwa

SERIKALI ya Chama Cha Mapinduzi (CCM), kama si kuishiwa basi imechanganyikiwa, imeishiwa hata uhalali wa kutawala kutokana na matendo yake.

Kashfa zote kubwa za wizi na matumizi mabaya ya fedha za umma zinaihusu na haijitetei zaidi ya kukiachia chama tawala CCM kufanya usanii ambao nao haufui dafu.

Hebu tujikumbushe kashfa kama EPA, Richmond, uchakachuaji na wizi wa kura, matumizi mabaya ya fedha za umma yanayofichuliwa na Ofisi ya Mkaguzi Mkuu wa Hesabu za Serikali (CAG), uwekezaji wa kijambazi na hovyo na baya zaidi ya yote, mauaji ya watu wasio na hatia.

Hivi karibuni watu wapatao sita waliuawa na polisi wilayani Tarime mkoani Mara. Na hii si mara ya kwanza kwa wananchi wa Mara kuuawa wakipigania haki zao zilizobinafsishwa kwa wawekezaji ambao kimsingi si wawekezaji kitu, bali wachukuaji waliokula njama pamoja na serikali kulihujumu taifa.

Badala ya serikali kutoa utetezi wake hata kuomba msamaha, ilidandia upinzani kudai kuna mbunge alikuwa nyuma ya kadhia ya Tarime.

Rejea tuhuma za kizushi za Naibu Waziri wa Mambo ya Nje, Hamis Kagasheki, akidai kuwa wahanga walikuwa wahalifu na aliyewatuma ni mbunge wa chama fulani.

Hivi watu wasio na uwezo hata wa kutumia busara wanafikiaje kwenye ngazi kubwa kama hizi bila kuwa na namna? Au ni yale ya kuwa mkwe wa rais wa zamani? Kama kuna mbunge wa upinzani nyuma ya kadhia hii, basi huyu ndiye anawafaa wananchi. Maana anaongea lugha wanayoelewa.

Na si kama hawa wabunge wa CCM ambao wako tayari kuuza watu wao kulipa fadhila ya kuwezeshwa kuwa wabunge kupitia uchakachuaji.

Kama huyu mbunge alichofanya ni kuvunja sheria, kwanini asichukuliwe hatua? Maana kwa anayejua siasa na sera za visasi za CCM, kama madai ya Kagasheki yasingekuwa uzushi, huyu mbunge wake angekuwa katika hali mbaya.

Kagasheki anangoja nini? Au ni yale kuwa watawala wetu hawana roho zenye kuwasuta na wako tayari hata kujiuza na kuuza watu wao ili wabakie madarakani? Hakika hii ni changamoto kwa Kikwete na serikali yake yote.

Je, Watanzania wataendelea kuwa kichwa cha mwendawazimu mlevi kujifunzia kunyoa hadi lini? Waguswe wapi au wauawe wangapi ndipo mikoa yote kwa umoja wao iamke na kuipiga teke serikali hii habithi?

Kuonyesha kuwa serikali imechanganyikiwa, Waziri wa Nishati na Madini, William Ngeleja, alikaririwa akitoa salamu za rambirambi kwa familia za marehemu.

Huyu ni bosi wa Kagasheki na kinachoendelea hapa ni serikali moja kupingana.

Huyu anasema ni wahalifu. Mwenzie tena bosi wake anatoa mkono wa rambi rambi! Je, huku si kuchanganyikiwa kwa serikali na kupingana kunakoiondolea uhalali wa kutawala?

Hili lingetokea kwenye nchi zenye viongozi wenye akili na si watawala wa wasanii, serikali yote ingetimuliwa bila mjadala.

Kituko kingine, eti polisi waliotuhumiwa kuua ndio wanatumwa kuiwakilisha serikali na kushauri wahanga wazikwe. Tangu lini polisi wakawa wawakilishi wa serikali wakati wanapaswa kutokuwa na upande?

Polisi wa Tanzania licha ya kuwa vinara wa ufisadi, kusaidiana na majambazi, wanasifika kwa kuua wananchi. Ni juzi juzi waliua kule Arusha, Shinyanga, Mbeya na sasa Mara. Halafu hawa hawa wanajiletaleta kwa kutumia kodi za wahanga hao hao kujifanya waelekezi wa nini kifanyike.

Huyu Mkuu wa Mafunzo na Operesheni wa Jeshi la Polisi, Kamishna Paul Chagonja na wenzake wanapaswa kujiuzulu badala ya kujifanya washitaki, waendesha mashitaka na mahakimu.

Hata Waziri Kagasheki aliyekaririwa akisema wahanga walikuwa wahalifu anapaswa kuachia ngazi bila kujali ni mkwe au mtoto wa nani.

Je, haya ndiyo matokeo ya chama kuiweka serikali mfukoni huku kikitumia taasisi za umma kama polisi kufanya kazi zake chafu?

Polisi wetu siku hizi wamegeuka walinzi wa migodi ya wawekezaji huku sisi tukikabwa na vibaka waliowatengeneza kila uchao!

Je, Watanzania kwa sasa ni salama? Je, waende kwa nani zaidi ya kujipigania wenyewe? Je, polisi wa namna hii wanapaswa kulipwa kodi zetu kila mwisho wa mwezi? Kwa kazi na sifa gani?

Ajabu, wakati watu wanaonewa kutokana na sera chafu na chovu za serikali ya Rais Jakaya Kikwete, yeye alipata mshipa wa kwenda Namibia kutanua!

Nasema kutanua kutokana na kulinganisha umuhimu wa alichokwenda kufanya na uhai wa binadamu.

Isitoshe, nasema alikwenda kutanua kutokana na kuficha majina ya watu alioandamana nao, tabia ambayo imeanza kuota mizizi.

Je, kwanini anaficha ujumbe wake kama hakuna watu wenye kutia shaka? Je, huyu kweli anawajali Watanzania?

Kuna haja ya kuendelea kuipa serikali ya Kikwete ushauri wa bure kutokana na umahiri wake wa kuvurunda badala ya kulikwamua taifa.

Wakati kadhia ya Tarime ikiendelea, Shirika la Habari la Uingereza (BBC) liliripoti kuwa Tanzania imeuza ardhi kwa kampuni la Kihindi kufanya shughuli za kilimo.

Najua serikali itakanusha kwa kusema imewakodisha ardhi kwa miaka 99 sawa na inavyowafanyia Watanzania. Kwa wageni huku ni kuuza.

Kabla ya kashfa hii hata kutolewa maelezo, ilifumka kashfa nyingine ya utoroshwaji wa nyara zetu kwenda Uarabuni.

Ajabu wanaofanya hivi ni Wakenya na Wapakstani wakishirikiana na Watanzania. Baada ya habari hii kutoka serikali imefanya nini? Kimya kama kawa!

Serikali yetu inajulikana kwa ubingwa wake wa kunyamaza ili mambo yajifie. Je, Watanzania wataendelea kuuawa, kuuziwa mali zao na nchi yao hadi lini? Kwanini wenzetu wa Kenya na Uganda wanahamanika kulinda masilahi yao huku sisi tukijifanya kila mtu alimhusu na kuishia kulalamika? Je, Watanzania wataendelea na serikali yenye tabia sawa na kuku alaye mayai yake hadi lini?

Tumalizie kwa kuuhimiza upinzani kushikia bango jinai hizi. Kadhalika tunawapa changamoto Watanzania kuachana na ukondoo unaowafanya wageuke wahanga wa kila jinai inayotendwa na kundi dogo la wahalifu wenye madaraka.

Haya ndiyo matokeo ya serikali zitokanazo na ufisadi. Ziko tayari kufanya lolote inayoamriwa na mabwana zake, yaani mafisadi na wawekezaji walioiwezesha kuwa madarakani.

Kwanini watu hata kama ni wachache wasiwe na uchungu wa nchi yao na watu wake? Anayetaka kujua ni kwanini Watanzania hawapaswi kuogopa kundi dogo la wahalifu, ajiulize serikali anayodhani ni yake wakati si yake imefanya nini kujibu tuhuma za wizi wa pesa za umma, kuanzia uliotajwa hadi ule wa rada na ndege mkangafu ya rais?

Ajiulize majibu na utekelezaji au tuseme urejeshaji wa nyumba za umma zilizoporwa na genge hili la wezi umefikia wapi?

Ajiulize zaidi kwanini deni la taifa linaumuka kila siku huku hali ya maisha ya Watanzania ikizidi kuwa mbaya? Jibu la yote ni moja, serikali fisadi na isiyo na visheni wala ajenda ya kulikwamua taifa bali kuliibia kila uchao.

Serikali hii inaingia kwenye vitabu vya historia kama taasisi iliyoiuza Tanzania.

Hakika CCM imechanganyikiwa kiasi cha kutoa matamshi na misimamo inayokinzana na yenye kuiacha uchi. Damu ya Watanzania wa Tarime haipaswi kupotea.
Chanzo: Tanzania Daima Mei 25, 2011.

Kumbe bei ya mlevi mmoja ni vipande vitatu!

MWENZENU nina mipango bab kubwa ya kuwakomboa walevi na wadanganyika kwa mpigo. Ingawa Geronimo EKIA, mie napanga kuwa mkaidi. Sitalala kitanda kimoja na mafisadi wala kujigeuza changu kwa bei yoyote.

Sitatishwa wala kuhongwa hata kwa mabilioni ili niwauze walevi wangu. Mie ni maskini jeuri na si changu kama wale wanaofakamia uchafu wa mafisadi wa nje huku nao wakigeuka mafisadi wa ndani hata wawe na power.

Tofauti na wale magaidi uchwara wanaotumia dini, mimi nasema wazi kuwa nataka kuanzisha kundi liitwalo al-Kaidi. Nimechagua jina hili kuonyesha ukaidi wangu na si ugaidi.

Mimi kama kiongozi wa mtandao wa al-Kaidi sitajificha kwenye mahekalu huku nikiwahimiza walevi wajitoe mhanga wakati mie natanua na washirika wa bedroom kama Osami bin Burden aliyepunyuliwa hivi karibuni. Huu kwangu ni woga na unafiki. Lazima jemadari aongeze mapambano badala ya kuwatuma wengine wateketee yeye akitanua. Jemadari wa namna hii kwangu ni mwoga na changu wa kawaida.

Mie nitatumia watu wenye uchungu na kaya yao badala ya majuha waliochoka kuishi wakitafuta pepo kwa kuua wenzao. Mungu si mpuuzi kiasi hicho kuruhusu uue ndiyo uingie peponi. Pia Mungu si mchovu kiasi cha kutegemea ngurumbili wasio na maana kama hawa ninaosema. Mungu wa kweli ahitaji msaada wa binadamu kufanya mambo yake.

Mungu wa namna hii ni mchovu na kuogopwa kama ukoma. Leo sitaongelea sifa za Mungu. Kwa hicho kiduchu ngoja niachie hapo na kuelekea mambo mengine urgent.

Hakika, matandao wangu hauna dini kama ipo si nyingine zaidi ya uzalendo. Pia, sitawaahidi wafuasi wangu kwenda peponi zaidi ya kutengeneza pepo hapa hapa kayani. Napanga kufanya mambo yanayoingia akilini badala ya wendawazimu kama wale wachovu wa madevu aliyepunyuliwa hivi karibuni.

Lengo la kundi langu ni kudai haki ya wabongolalalanders wa Danganyika kwa kukaidi upuuzi wote kuanzia propaganda, hongo, vitisho na ujambazi mwingine. Hivyo, hata kama nikiitwa gaidi roho haitaniuma kwa vile ninachopanga kufanya si uganga njaa wa kumtumia sir God.

Mie nasema wazi. Nitapambana na mafisi na mafisadi wakiongozwa na Njaa Kaya na ukoo wake na walamba viatu wake wakiongozwa na Rostitamu na shangingi la kinshomile Silvia Rwependekezamu.

Hakuna kitu kimenichochea kuanzisha al-Kaidi kama mauaji ya kinyama waliyofanyiwa walevi wa kule kwa kina Mura Msama wa mbuye ori tata? Nimeamua kufanya hivi kutokana na kuona kuwa jamaa hawa wanaosifika kwa kujiamini na kulipiza kisasi kushindwa kuwanasa angalau vibao wale wakubwa wa genge la mauaji walioongozwa na Po Chagonjwa kwenda kuwahadaa eti wakubaliane na upuuzi wa lisirikali wazike wafu wao.

Hata hivyo nawapongeza kwa kunusuru kumnyotoa roho msaliti wao mkuu Nyambwari Nyangwile. Kitendo hiki kitaandikwa kwenye historia ya ukombozi wa kaya kwa maandishi ya dhahabu na vito vya thamani. Tusibweteke na hili. Tuwafanyie kweli ili tujikomboe kweli.Nasema tusibweteke kutokana na ujinga tunaofanyiwa. Watu wanauawa halafu wahalifu na wauaji waliofanya hivyo wanasema waliodedishwa ni wahalifu! Hivi kuna tusi baya kuliko hili wandugu zanguni?

Yaani tumekuwa wa hovyo kiasi cha kuvumilia matusi kwa marehemu zetu waliorudisha namba wakipigania heshima na haki ya kaya yetu! Je hawa maiti si bora kuliko sisi?

Twazidiwa na hayawani mdogo kuku ambaye yuko tayari kufa akipambana kuokoa vifaranga wake kuliko kuendelea kunenepeshwa kwa mahindi ya amfugaye! Hata kondoo hufikia mahali wakakereka na kutembeza kichapo. Duh! Hata hayawani wanatuzidi. Je, sisi ni hayawani kuliko hayawani?

Mandata wakae mkao wa kula. Maana zali langu lazima lianzie kwao ili waache kujigeuza mbwa wa kutumia na genge la mafisadi wenye power.

Tujikumbushe. Ji jitu limoja liitwalo Kangacheki lilikaririwa na vyombo vya umbea likisema kuwa watu waliouawa kule ni majambawazi. Mie nasema walionyotolewa roho ni mashujaa. Anayesema ni wahalifu ni mhalifu na kumbaff.

Hebu tutumie common sense japo kwa chati. Sasa kama kweli hawa watu walikuwa majambazi mbona lisirikali lilitoa madau milioni tatu kwa kichwa ili maiti wafukiwe na ushahidi wao?

Ingawa msiba huu umeniumiza na kuniathiri kisaikolojia, umenifumba macho kuwa kumbe bei ya walevi ni ndogo kuliko hata babaj!

Ya kwa akina Mura Msama tisa. Wajua kuwa kaya sasa inauzwa kwa maponjoro na magabacholi? Kama hujui jua sasa. Bado wake zenu na mama zenu. Bahati nzuri bi mkubwa wangu alishakufa.

Nimeamua kuanzisha kundi langu la al-Bamiza kuhakikisha mshirika wangu wa bedroom na dota wetu hawapigwi mnada na hawa mahabithi. Hivi wakija nanyi mtauzwa?

Je, wajua? Hawa mahabithi wanafanya kufuru zote hizi kwa imani kuwa walevi na makondoo na njiwa. Mie simo. Maana wanatuuza sisi na ardhi yetu ili wao na wabwana zao waendelee kutanua siyo?

Loh! Nilitaka kusahau. Umesikia tangazo hili? Mheshimiwa alhaji Mpayukaji anafurahi..sorry anasikitika kutangaza kifo cha shehe Yaya Hoseni kilichotokea Mwembamaziwa na habari ziwafikie washirikina wote wakubwa na wadogo.

Misiba wa sheheha shehe Yaya Hoseni nilioutabiri. Nawashauri wenye mamlaka waliokuwa wakimtumia waje kwangu mara moja maana mie natabiri ukweli. Mkuu upo? Chama cha manonihiino mpo?

Je, vais tue quelque granuile qui voleur nos argents. Je crois que je vais success vraiment. Usishangae na kuuliza hii lugha gani. Hiki ni kifaransa na tafsiri yake ni simpo:nitaua chura yoyote anayeiba pesa yetu niamini.

Nimalizie kwa kitendawili. Je bei ya mlevi ni gani? Just madafu milioni tatu.

Naona wale ndata wanafanana na wale waliodedisha watu wangu kule Tulime. Acha nikawazabe vibao. Bahati yao leo sikuvaa milipuko ningekufa nao. Duh! Kumbe wana bunduki. Acha nitoke nduki asije kunitarime.
Chanzo: Tanzania Daima Mei 25, 2011.

Tuwalaumu au kuwaamini wakenya? EA si bomu kwa wabongo?

Kenyans capitalise on ‘Babu’ herbal cure

KENYAN authorities have started promoting the herbal 'magic cure' at Samunge Village in Loliondo Division, Arusha Region, urging foreigners to go there through Nairobi.

The Ngorongoro District Commissioner, Mr Elias Wawa-Lali, told the Arusha Region Consultative Committee over the weekend that the neighbouring country was reportedly advertising Samunge Village as if it were in Kenya.

The village is where the retired Lutheran Pastor, Rev Ambilikile Masapila, administers his herbal concoction in a single cup, which is said to cure various conditions including diabetes, cancer, heart ailments and HIV/Aids.

Over 3.5 million people had as of May 10, travelled to the village for the cup, according to Ms Margaret Martin, the Arusha Region Chief Statistician.

''From May 8, Rev Masapila started attending to about 10,000 people on daily basis,'' said Ms Martin.

The Arusha Regional Commissioner, Mr Isidori Shirima, said the Bank of Tanzania intends to conduct a survey on economic impact of the 'Loliondo cure' to Samunge village.

''Loliondo is now very popular after Babu Masapila came up with the cure. Digo-Digo ward as well as the entire remote Sonjo plains is now live on Airtel and Vodacom," the RC said.

The Meru District Commissioner, Ms Mercy Sila, said it was high time for the region to promote the Samunge Village and the herbal clinic.

''Kenya is now benefitting from Samunge village by promoting the 'Loliondo cure' abroad, attracting foreigners to Nairobi from where they begin their journey to Sonjo while here in Arusha we are just sleeping," she said.
Source: Daily News

Tanzania yaanza kupigwa mnada kwa Magabacholi

Bangladeshi companies say they have leased thousands of hectares of farmland in Africa as part of their efforts to avoid future food shortages.

Two Bangladeshi companies have already signed deals to lease unused cultivable land in Uganda, Tanzania and Gambia.

Another agreement to lease around 30,000 hectares for 99 years will be signed with the Tanzanian government later this week.

Officials say African countries have huge amounts of unused cultivable land.

At the same time they say that Bangladesh has the manpower and expertise to produce staple crops all year round.
'Food security'

Under the plans, the Contract Farming System will enable Bangladeshi companies to get at least 60% of the produce.

In return Bangladesh will train African farmers in rain-fed rice cultivation, seed conservation and irrigation.

It is hoped that the new arrangement will increase food productivity and enable the country's expanding workforce to be deployed in Africa's farming sector.

"Basically this idea is mainly for proper management of our food security," said Wahidur Rahman, a senior Bangladeshi foreign ministry official.

"We are thinking of expanding our agriculture, but we do not have enough land to cultivate. Because of this we are thinking Africa may be the destination for our agriculture production."

Bangladesh is the world's fourth largest producer of rice and it harvested around 34 million tonnes last year.

Although the country produces enough to feed its population of 160 million people, it faces shortages at times because of natural disasters.

Officials say apart from rice there is also scope to cultivate other crops such as wheat and cotton in Africa.

Chanzo: BBC

Dogo, acha kutishia watu wazima nyau

NI muciare Kristo ni muciare,
(ni mzaliwa mkombozi)
Ni muciare yaciaritwe itura lya Daudi (ni mzaliwa kazaliwa nyumbani kwa Daudi)
Ni muraika akyuga (Ni malaika asemaye hivyo)
Ni muciare muhonokyia witu (Kazaliwa mkombozi wetu)
Mutuhoyeri mututhaithaneri (Mwombezi na mtetezi)
Mengine utamalizia mwenyewe. Ni lugha gani? Not important so far.

Ngoja niimbe kwa lugha baba na mama ya lugha Afrikani, ambayo aihitaji tafsiri.

Ni fisadi Dogo, ni fisadi,
Ni fisadi kwa mgongo wa dingi,
Bilionea mtoka shuleni!

Ni fisadi kama baba yake
Ni fisadi kama mama yake nanihinoo
Ni fisadi hata akanushe vipi.

Ninininininhhhhi hiyo tena, pombe hizi siku moja zitanifunga.

Leo nina hasira nusu ya kulipuka kama bomu. Nina hasira ingawa mara nyingine huwa napafa furaha ya hasira. Upo hapo?

Fungua masikio usikie unabii huu kwa wadanganyika waliwao na kila fala kuanzia yule wa Kiajemi, kunyantuzu na kimeru ajiitaye morani wa Kimmasai.

Juzi nilicheka nusu kunonihino kwenye salawili. Wajue ni aje? Si baada ya huyu dogo tuseme mtoto wa nyoka ambaye naye ni nyoka kuanza kuleta nyodu kwa kutishia watu kuwa atawapeleka kwa pilato kwa kumvua gamba.

Kwanza nimwambie huyu bwana mdogo asiye na lolote zaidi ya kudandia mgongoni mwa dingi yake. Hawa anaowatisha ni watu wazima wasiotishiwa nyau. Wamemshinda dingi wake yeye kinyamkera mchanga aliyeko mberekoni atawaweza?

You know what? Baada ya Daktari Willy Silaha kudai kuwa Riz-One Kikwikwi ni bilionea, eti alijitutumua kuwa atampeleka kwa pilato asijue mafisadi na waliomuumba baba yake waliahidi hivyo na kuishia mitini!

Wako wapi wanasharia kama Nimrozi Mkononi, Endelea Chenga na mafisadi wenye nazo kama Eddie Ewassa ambaye alikubali yaishe huku watu kama Grey Mugonjoka eti wakitishia kumfikisha Silaha kwa pilato wasithubutu.

Dogo, dingi wako kafyata mkia itakuwa wewe yai! Kumbaff sana. Nasikia eti nawe ni mwanasharia. Kama ni wale wa chuo kikuu cha Manzese nakuonea huruma. Maana miprofwesa mingi pale imechanganyikiwa kiasi cha kuonea watu na kuwanyenyekea mafisadi.

Kama ulishinda mtihani wa sharia si kwa sababu you are competent. Indeed, so to speak, if I may and if all laws and rules are employed, you passed just because you are the son of the prezzo. Finito. Like or lick it. Shauri yako.

Najua you can not reciprocate to this as a quid pro quo knowingly that I am but a prof of juris. Jaribu niku-bang legally.

Kwanza dogo, inapaswa unishukuru kwa kukupa somo bure. Maana nikilinganisha somo ninalokupa wewe Dingi yako, mama yako hata hao ndugu zako na wapambe wa wao na kiasi nilichokuwa nikilipwa nilipokuwa nafundisha Chuo Kikuu cha Havard, naona kama nimekupenda sana.

Nikupe lau fununu. Dokta Willy Silaha na mchunaji sorry mchungaji wa kujipachika Kris Mtikisa ni al-shindikanaa kwa lugha za kitaalamu. Laiti
Pia ni vizuri ukafahamu kuwa wabongolalalanders wanajua ulivyo bilionea atokanaye na wizi. Wanajua kuwa hata mama yako ni bilionea.

Wanajua kuwa hata Freddie Ewassa ni bilionea. Wanajua nani ameiba nini, kiko wapi, kwa namna gani na anakula na nani. Unadhani kuwa hawajui? Lol! Wanajua kuwa utawala wa dingi yako umegeuka mali ya ukoo na kujuana.

Wanajua kuliko unavyojua na unavyodhani hawajui. sema. wananyamaza wakiacha historia baadaye ifanye vitu vyake.

Ama kweli ulaji tena wa dezo hulevya. Yaani mara hii umesahau yaliyowakuta akina Morinyo watoto wa Ben Makapu wa tunituni na nkewe mama Ana-tamaa! Ama kweli la kufa halisikii.

Kama historia ya Bongolalaland inakutia woga kwanini usisome ile ya Zaire ya Mobutu ambaye alijegeuza kila kitu yeye na watu wake akaja kufa kifo cha mbwa na kuzikwa kwa aibu tena kwa siri ughaibuni utadhani mbwa.

Kama anaona historia ya Mobutu ni ngumu kupata basi aende kwa Joe Makambale aliyevuliwa hivi karibuni ona anavyoanza kupotea utadhani hajawahi kuwapo!

Hata Dingi yako kuna siku atatokomea kama walivyotokomea wengine isipokuwa mzee Mchonga aliyeacha legacy inayong’ara.

Laiti Dogo angekuwa msomi lau wa kawaida na si kihiyo anayeitwa msomi, basi angefunga domo lake ili angoje njeo hapo baadaye ipitishe hukumu yake.

Hata kina Mubarak wa Kibaraak kule kwa Farao walikuwa na kiburi kama cha baba yake huku watoto wao kina Ala kumbe na Gamal wakijiona kama wasioguswa. Uliza. Sasa wako wapi? Wananyea debe bila huruma huku baba yao akingoja apatikane na hatia anyongwe kama mbwa kama alivyofanyiwa Saddam Hussein habithi wa mahabithi.

Nimalizie na semini endekezi ya wizi iliyofanyika hivi karibuni kule Idodomya. Nani anakumbuka rafiki yangu alivyokuwa akijiliza na kuwawekea mkwara wezi?

Wengi tunajiuliza bila majibu. Kama dingi mzima mwenye kaya unalia lia hao wa chini yako wafanye nini? Kwani hayo maulaji ni yanini kama siyo kuwatoa watu wanapoboa?

Hata hivyo tusishangae. Wapo wanaomuona kama mnafiki na msanii wa kawaida anayepiga mkwara ili muda wake uishe atimkie kizani.

Niwachekeshe. Juzi niliona video ya bi mkubwa Shari Njaa Kikuku akihutubia kule kwa Joji Kichaka! Du kumbe mtupu ung’eng’e haupandi. Alivyokuwa akitokwa jasho na lafudhi yake ya kimachinga huku akikosea maneno ya kimombo sina hamu. Wapelekeni wake zenu shule.

Nimalizie kwa kumuonya kuwa Dogo asipofunga domo lake tutamvua nguo na si magamba.

Kama amesomea taaluma yoyote mbona haifanyii kazi na anajificha nyuma ya umoja wa vitegemezi wa kiama cha baba yake.

Ngoja nisogee karibu na hili hekalu. Naona shangingi lile kama la Dogo. Huyu mlinzi naona hana heri nami acha nijikate kabla sijaitiwa mbwa wa Fanya Fyoko Ukome. Khalas kweisine.

Better or Bitter Life for all?

When I deeply muse on how an arrogant and brutal cabal of hoity toity (Coverted Con Men (CCM)) is tirelessly hoodwinking and dividing the hoi polloi of ill-fated Africa, like a bomb, I feel like exploding.

I’m not a medical doctor. But thanks to my knowledge in psychology, education, journalism, law and conflict resolution studies, I can easily predict the gloomy future of Africa shall things remain as they wrongly are today.

Look at how menacingly hunger, corruption, selfishness, dictatorship and all maladies are clobbering our people. We recently witnessed some of people being killed, beaten and jailed simply because they did the right thing at the right time. In Uganda, the authorities brutalized the citizenry just because they voiced their anger. Instead of solving their problems, the authorities responded with bombs, gunshots and tear gas! Is this the food people wanted? Can violent and brutal silencing of Ugandans solve the problem or escalate it?

Currently hunger, joblessness, inflation, mega corruption, impolicy and sick economies, among others, are the only things we know. But again, the cabal of rulers that are looters is not affected. They have a lot of money they rob from us by the way of taxation. Even the budgets of their dockets and those protecting them are not affected. Our education systems are clogged with ignorance and impolicies thanks to producing unthinking rulers that cannot envision the danger they are blindly inviting.

Life almost everywhere in Africa is becoming useless and meaningless for the poor. All essential items are exorbitantly expensive. Who suffers? The common person of course.

But again, whilst the common bin-Adam is in limbo, the top dogs are increasing their emoluments and yum-yum. This is why Ugandan authorities did not see any logic in complaining about price surging, hiking of items, maladministration and what have you. They have their tummies full.

Sadly though, the same guys beating and jailing people are the same that promised people the whole heaven on earth! So too, they are the same honourable theives behind all these miseries hoi polloi is facing. Ironically, they still have the guts to kill, beat and jail! Can Yoweri Museveni hear and understand me? Zing.

Importantly, it should be underscored. Hosni Mubarak and Zine Adine Ben Ali faced the same situations and acted exactly the same way.

My shew stone tells me that the same people they mistake of being coward and docile will one day turn tables against them, and their illusion and brutality will be the good sources of their cascade.

People will nary live in lies wrapped in sweet and many promises of better life for all that turn out to be but sheer fiction. Though this is done as the process of waxing, in essence, it is but waning. Look at what transpired in Egypt, Ivory Coast and Tunisia just recently. Do these brigands think our people are zombies that can nary learn? This is but the “sign of the times” that needs to be read carefully and honestly. For the above mentioned countries are economically better off comparably.

Nonetheless, many provoking questions still boggle my mind. Is it better life or bitter life for all? How can life be better for all, whilst a few of us is living in heaven, whilst others (majority) are living in a hell on earth? Does this post-colonial promise of better life for all include slum dwellers, beggars, unemployed and all those suffering in the miseries for decades in Africa? Here is where the metaphor of waxing and warning comes in.

How can better life stop being bitter if at all, if a few of our venal rulers and their sycophants are able to steal billions of hard-earned dosh without facing the music? Aren’t we sick even feeling sarcastic of the ennui for being in bed with this inimical lot? What can such moral-bankrupt braggarts do apart from self-serving competitions as evidenced almost everywhere in Africa? How long shall we remain their victims in bondage?

To do away from all this bullshit, indeed, we need to hit them where it hurts, as James Hadley Chase once put it in one of his masterpieces. Take on them like Egyptians, Tunisians and Libyans did. Our venal rulers, or call them looters, pretend to be an island so as to maltreat already maltreated people with deceit and tear gas.

Going on smooching them shows nothing but malady and demise altogether. For how long are they going to gang rape us like sick minions? Happiness and life were created for all equally. We, thus, need to erase this anomaly so as to enjoy these beautiful rewards from the creator. After all, we have a short time to live. For we’ll one day die. Why were Egyptians and Tunisians able to boot their tyrants out not us? This is but our challenge.

People are afraid of death. Yet they die of and in miseries. It is better to die fighting for honourable life than living in a miserable one. Though death is the same, the way we die makes a difference. The death of a self-made slave is different from the hero. Who wants to live and die like a dog?

No dog can boast of better life. Being a dog and being tamed are two miserable things a human being should nary become. A dog is a dog whether it is fed or starved. Fat and starved dogs are all called dogs. Dogs that live in the castles are more humiliated than those put up in the wilderness. No human being should think or live or be treated like a dog by another human being.

When one accepts “dogness”, indeed, “he” is done. Such a person is chronically sick just like the one torturing him or her. Sick are all that live in the miseries they see and know without taking actions. So too, are those that cause those miseries simply because they’ve power. Peppery relationship with tormentors is better than peaceful acceptance of exploitation and humiliation.

Likewise, sick is everybody that exploits another. Those that exploit, cheat and take others for a ride are dogs despite being overfed on the toil of their victims. So we are talking about two types of dogs: overfed and over-starved dogs! Dogs are dogs. For they all have masters. Without masters, a dog is a mere wild dog. It is either a better or bitter life. But again a dog is a dog. A human being should nary be.
Source: Afro Spear May 14, 2011.

Hivi huyu mi mzima kweli? wake 107 watoto 185!

Meet the Nigerian Islamic faith healer who married 107 women and has 185 kids!
Meet a Nigerian Islamic faith healer and polygamist man who has made marriage a full-time job, taking 107 brides and fathering 185 children.

According to the Los Angeles Times, Bello Maasaba, now 87, is currently married to 86 wives between the ages of 19 and 64. He has buried nine spouses and divorced 12 and his youngest child is one month old.

"I get a revelation from God telling me any woman I'm going to marry," the New York Daily quoted Maasaba as telling the Times.

"If it wasn't from God, I wouldn't have gone beyond two," he added.

The polygamist lives with his family in an 89-room house in the city of Bida. His extended family including in-laws, cousins, nieces, nephews now numbers about 5,000.

Maasaba was arrested three years ago for his audacious act, when he refused an order from Islamic authorities to divorce all but four of his wives.owever, when the case went to trial, dozens of his spouses testified they were married of their own free will. After hearing from 57 women, the court ordered Maasaba's release.

Chanzo; Internet

Hawa si wachungaji bali ni fisi na mbwa mwitu

KUMEZUKA mtindo mchafu na wa rejareja wa baadhi ya wachumia tumbo na matapeli kumtania hata kumtumia Mwenyezi Mungu kufanya utapeli na ujambazi wao. Viumbe hawa wachafu kama uchafu wao hawana hata aibu.

Kwa wanaosoma magazeti vizuri wanawajua kwa majina wachumia tumbo waliovaa majoho ya kiroho wenye uroho. Hapa lazima tuelewane. Ninaposema magazeti namaanisha magazetisi yale ya kifisadi ambayo yamejaza mikanjanja inayotumika kama nepi.

Pia simaanisha magazeti yaliyonunuliwa kwa pesa ya HEPA. Na yale ya kiama yanayounga mkono kila upuuzi kama yale ya utumwa (kinyume), mamluki (kinyume), fumba macho (kinyume), Mbongo na mengine mengi ya mifukoni.

Hata ninaposema runinga simaanishi zile za kifisadi na kibubusa kama vile BCT, VTV, NTC na nyingine nyingi ambazo ni zana za ufisadi.

Matapeli hawa wa kiroho wamejaa roho mtakakitu na mchafu chini ya kisingizio cha roho mtakatifu. Hawa si wachungaji bali fisi na mbwa mwitu wawararuao watu wa Mungu.

Hawa walafu hawana tofauti na wale mbwa mwitu aliotahadharisha Bwana Yesu. Hawa jamaa hawana Mungu zaidi ya matumbo yao na mafisadi. Hawana dini zaidi ya ufisadi na utapeli.

Matapeli hawa waliojivisha vyeo vikubwa na vitukufu kama uaskofu, uchungaji hata uijilisti, wameanza kuwa tishio na kero. Ni wa kuogopwa kuliko hata ukimwi na ukoma. Wamekuwa wakiwaibia watu maskini, wajinga na wenye matatizo kwa njia ya kudai sadaka na kula wao na kutajirika.

Wengine walipoona biashara zao za wizi wa sadaka hazitoshi, sasa wameamua kutafuta mbinu nyingine chafu zaidi ya kuongeza wafuasi ili sadaka iongezeke. Wanahubiri tumtolee Bwana wakati hakuna cha bwana wala bibi bali matumbo yao. Walibuni utapeli na sanaa ya kuomba na kufanya miujiza.

Kwani hamuowani kwenye runinga na kwenye hata magazeti na radio wakitangaza uchangudoa wao wauitao kuomba na kufanya miujiza. Kama wanaweza kutenda muujiza lau mmoja si mwingine bali kuwaibia walevi maskini wa Bongolalaland.

Kwa kula na kuiba sadaka hawajatosheka. Sasa wameanza kujipendekeza kwa mafisadi. Wamekuwa wakisikika wakiomba eti amani bila kukemea ufisi na ufisadi. Wamekuwa wakishambulia watu wanaofikiri sawa sawa wanaosema mfalme yuko uchi. Je, hawa ni nini zaidi ya kuwa chui kwenye gamba la kondoo?

Hawa nao wanapaswa kujivua magwanda au tuseme gamba. Niwajuavyo viumbe hawa laanifu hawawezi kujivua gamba. Ni jukumu la farasi wanaowabeba yaani walevi kuwavua gamba.

Ndiyo, wanafaa wavuliwe majoho na hatimaye magamba. Tusiwaruhusu watuombee na kutuomba bali tuwaombee na kuwaumbua. Maana nijuavyo, hivi karibuni mtawasikia wengi kama chiriku wakiimba nyimbo kwenye kambi mbili.

Wapo watakaomuunga mkono Mkuu wa Kijiwe kwenye kila upuuzi atakaoufanya. Pia wapo watakaomuunga mkono Ewassa ili kumsafisha. Katika makundi yote haya mawili hakuna mwenye nia ya kuunga mkono bali kuwatumia mafisadi hawa wakuu kujineemesha.

Niwape kisa kimoja ili mkumbuke na kujua viumbe hawa laanifu walivyo. Mnakumbuka mmoja wa waganga njaa hawa watumiao jina la Mungu aitwaye Zakkie Ka-tortoise alivyomsifia Mkuu wa Kaya kuwa ni mpole sana wakati akitetea genge lake la biashara lisipitiwe na mitambo ya unishati?

Kutokana na elimu na busara haba, jamaa alidhani akijipendekeza na kumsifu, angemtetea asijue naye ni kama yeye kwenye suala zima la usanii. Baada ya Mkuu kutoingia mkenge nadhani mnakumbuka jamaa alivyomgeuka na kumshambulia si kawaida.

Jamaa huyu aligufu na kudhani kuwa Mkuu wa Kaya ni kama Lyatongolwa ambaye akihadaiwa kidogo huchemka na kutoboa kila siri. Japo naye ni tapeli lakini hamfikii mkuu wetu kijiweni. Hakujua kuwa Lyatongolwa ni tapeli na kihiyo kama yeye. Angejua kuwa mkuu ni zaidi kwenye sanaa hii asingepoteza muda kwa kujipa matumaini yaliyoishia kuwa kilio na aibu.

Juzi nilimsikia fisidini Godfala Muhogo-lolo akihanikiza kujikomba na kujiuza kama changu kwa Njaa. Pia hata Mozes Kuloa naye nilimsikia akijinadi gulioni kwa mafisadi. Mzee huyu anatia huruma. Alianza kuwatapeli watu kuwa anatenda miujiza. Baada ya kumshtukia aliwamba ile mbaya na sasa ameibuka na uchangudoa wa kiroho na kisiasa. Hata Chris Mtikisa msimwamini. Murongo huyo hana lolote bali njaa na kujikomba. Anarusha makombora ili aandikiwe cheki na azame na kutuguna na akiishiwa arejee.

Inashangaza sana. “Askofu” mzima unajikomba kwa wezi tena wanaosababisha mauaji ya halaiki. Sorry sina haja ya kukulaumu. Maana wewe si askofu bali askopo au tuseme muasipofu. Ajabu maaskofu hawa wa kujipachika hata hawaoni aibu tunavyowavumilia kwa uaskofu wao wa kujipachika!

Kuna vijiaskofu uchwara vingi vilivyojipachika uaskofu vinavyoibuka kila uchao vikijifanya vinamtetea mkuu ili avitupie mabaki. Viogopeni na vizodoe na kuvifichua vijue mambo vinayofanya ni kinyaa kwenu.

Siku hizi hawa maaskufuru wa kujipachika wamekuwa kama waganga wa kienyeji. Hamkuwasikia wengi wakipambana na babu wa Loliyondo baada ya kuwafunika kwa ujiko na mihela? Wote lao moja. Wangetaka nao wawapate kama babu alivyowapata hadi wazito kiasi cha kugeuka serikali ndani ya serikali.

Wanajikomba kwa kila mtawala bila kujali miiko ya nafasi walizodandia. Hata hivyo huwezi kuwashangaa sana kutokana na ukweli kuwa wao si watumishi wa Mungu bali muungu-mali na madaraka.

Zamani dini zilikuwa zinaheshimika kabla ya kuibuka kwa maaskufuru na mashehena kiasi cha kuzifanya ziwe biashara na ugaidi wa kawaida.

Bad news ni kwamba mzee mzima nilinusurika kurejesha namba mnamo tarehe sita mwezi huu kutokana na mtambo wangu kupinduka nilipokuwa nakwenda kumpa hongera Obama kwa kumnyotoa Osami bin Burden. Nitaongea kwa kirefu wiki ijayo.

Yule changu namkumbuka. Niliwahi kufaidi ulodi wake na kugoma kulipa fadhila. Ngoja nijikate asijenitoa jasho bure watu wakajua kuwa nasi wakubwa ni waasharati.
Chanzo: Tanzania Daima Mei 11, 2011.