Kudos Mwakyembe, Tanzanians are not zombies

RECENT remarks by Kyela MP Dr Harrison Mwakyembe that Tanzania is not the country of zombies or mabwege did me good. I concur with him. This country is of smart folks not bweges.

First of all I was delighted because many powerful zombies wrongly think we’re zombies like them. I’ve to prove my point. The bweges steal from their offices. Don’t ask me where. We hear our people crying everywhere. They’re crying about Kiwira, EPA, Richmond, TICTS, IPTL, TANESCO, and Net Group Solutions. Not to mention expensive oil guzzlers alias mashangingi. Recent reports indicate that our poor government owns about 6,000 of these expensive monsters!

By buying such many guzzlers which contaminate and polute our air are we zombies really? No we’re smart guys who can make the economies of Japan and Middle East sultanates shrive.

Another thing to prove that we are not the country of mabwege, look at our MPs; they are even smarter than disco jokers and MC or msema chochote. They can blab, yap, threat and cheat and nothing goes wrong. This reminds me of my friend Ann who stood against the other.

Another thing to prove that this country is not of zombies is the fact that despite all mothers of theft in this nation, we are still cheering our rulers that we trust them so much.

Mwakyembe is very right. This country is of smart creatures. Many people thought former PM, Eddie Lowassa erred when he suspiciously ushered in Richmond .

But in actual fact he did not err. Instead, he saved his party. How can a person err by saving the mighty party? We?re told he vacated the post of PM just because he didn?t like noises and shame to his party. This is unique patriotism, so to speak!

I concur with NEC and Sam Chitalilo who saw this. They’re not bweges. They know how mwenzetu must be stripped naked before perching eyes. How smart they are!

More on Chitalilo. This honourable is smart indeed. He’s shinny certificates some goons once alleged he forged. If he did why is he still an MP; if he were not smart?

Another thing to show we’re the country of the smartest, refer to how we can bewitch even the parliament. Yeah. If someone wants to destroy your kitumbua, you just sangoma him.

Those who wrongly goof thinking we’re the country of zombies are mentally sick and bankrupt. Look at how we solved the crises in the Comoros, Kenya and now in Zimbabwe as we left ours in Zanzibar to solve itself.

Another killer fact, look at how we allow everybody to self help with our tanzanite to prove our smartness.

Another point to show how smart we’re, we take money from the guys with fat pockets who call themselves donors. We invest this money so that our rulers and some jet set smoothies can become richer than them. Refer to the expensive oil guzzlers they use compared to the mikangafu the donors use.

By and large we’re second to none when it comes to smartness. We’re the only nation on earth where a goon can submit forged documents and gets away with millions from the Central Bank or votes in some constituencies! Refer to EPA or Richmond that mints money for producing no electricity. Refer to one honourable who duped voters by presenting forged documents.

Lastly but not least, against all odds, we are a nation on the way to Canaan where we will eat honey and drink milk. Our farmers are so rich that they can loan their produce to the rich ones!

Our MPs are so generous that they can defend the criminals who steal from our all-time generous BoT, not to mention drug barons who have turned our nation into their laboratory whilst our youths are guinea pigs.
Guys take care of the country that is not of mabwege.

Source: Thisday July 2, 2008.