Please take it easy Mura Werema

When boozers requested me to form Waishiwa Boxing Club (WBC) that I reported in my Boozer’s Corner column I didn't know that some bankrupt biggies would become members though insentiently. Before long, govt’s chief counsel Freddie Werema became the first one to steal thunder. Instead of unpacking wisdom, he wanted to showcase his skill in packing punches. His first punching bag’s supposed to be hon. David Kafulia.

The sage’s it that when wisdom abdicates, fists take over. Who’d risk thinking that a chief lawyer’d display his ignorance and disregard of the law by taking it in his hands? The guy wanted to judge not according to the law but according to anger.  To make matter worse, the said chief lawyer tried to box the mheshimiwa in the august house pointlessly. I’m trying to think. If such ignominy and lack of self-control were displayed by a normal homo sapiens what’d have happened in the first place? Given that our house of august has become another cinema hall where free entertainment is offered, the guy’ll get away with it. Again, is this what Jake Kiquette called bankrupt politicos in his outfit? Why did he appoint such skinny beings in such honourable positions?

You know what. The show started when Kafulila wanted the govt to show cause why it’d not be punished for allowing the theft of Escrow aka screw dosh the scandal in which Were-ma, Saada Mkuyati, A liar Kim Maswi, Prof Benny Ndururu, and Prof Sossie Muongo were water-tightly implicated. As Kafulia held on his guns, Werema stood up to teach him a lesson on how to defend scams. Such a move did not augur well with Kafulia who’s later joined by Hon. Joni Mnyika demanding no-nonsense explanations. Such resilience didn't go well with Werema who stood up and employed unwise wisdom from Ankole tribe saying that the baboon’d not preside over issues of the bush. Such careless utterance forced Kafulia to go ballistic. He hit back hard calling Werema a bandit.

After Kafulia called a spade a spade, Werema stood on his feet and approached him so as to teach him a lesson. Ironically, this time Werema didn't want to use his gift of the gab. Instead, he wanted to use his fist in order to finish the biz of dressing down once and for all. Had it not been for Tyson Steve Wasssira and other biggies to chip in, Kafulia’d have been attacked to the satisfaction of Werema’s mura anger that’s always uncontrollable. If he were a morani we’d say that he had sipped kiroliti before going to the house.

Given that mipashos and knuckles have become another impetus of solving the problems brains failed to solve, should we expect more theatrics and punches from those unregistered boxers? This reprehensible take reminds me of other waishiwa from Zenj who pioneered this art when they wanted to teach hon. Ali Kesi a lesson after urging them to stop grouching and think wisely and manly.

Now that the news is all over the place that Werema wanted to pounce on Kafulia, we’re waiting to hear what Madame Microphone d/o speaker will say at least to defend Werema who’s supposed to be shown the door had our hunk had ethics. Again, I can’t get it really. How does a lawyer act as a layman in the first place? How come a lawyer embarks on street justice before honourable parliament and gets away with it? Is it because the house is full of pugilists or noise makers who like to cheer nonsense?

Importantly, the hoi polloi needs to fear no fists. They’d demand explanations as to why Escrow dosh was illegally and stupidly offered to a karasinga from Nyayo hunk who’s also was involved in a scandal of a century known as Goldenberg. Guys, you must fear nothing but fear itself.  Seek explanations as to why your emissaries are humiliated when they fulfill their duty of defending your rights. Who’s Werema representing in this crazy biz of robbing the paupers of this hunk?

Going back to where we commenced, even if we’re intending to form WBC, we also need to form anti WBC body that’ll tame and punish honourable pugs in mjengoni. If we don’t, our dosh'll be swindled as we cascade down into abject poverty pointlessly.

As for Werema, Mura, take it easy. Instead of showing us how skillful you‘re in landing punches, please, show us how reasonable you’re especially as a lawyer, a judge and a govt’s chief counsel.
NB: To know how our institutions are in wrong hands as they're manned by goons, please CLICK HERE to read madam Speaker, Anna Makinda's 'solution' to this problem.

Source: Guardian June 28, 2014.