How the Berlin Conference Clung on Africa: What Africa Must Do

How the Berlin Conference Clung on Africa: What Africa Must Do

Monday, 8 July 2013

How Obama unraveled Bongo-Peace Mystery

 
Our hunk’s always been surrounded by mysteries one of them being the whole boring manta of being referred to as an Island of Peace. Is it really an Island of Peace of an Island in pieces? How can it stop from being if we’re now baying for the blood of one another to have a third government and a third country of Danganyika? Is it an Island of Peace even for the victims of recent Arusha terror attack? Anyways, let us look at how US of A president Black Obama’s visit to the hunk solved this mystery by putting stinking liars and aggrandizers to shame.
 Prior to the coming of Obama our hunk was wrongly considered to be independent, peaceable and secure. His coming revealed the secret of secrecy and self-cheating that everything’s spiffy. What a goof!  Had it been, Obama’d have bothered to come with hundreds of Secret Service agents so as to burn over $100 Million. Again, how can an insecure hunk be peaceable if we face it? This means. All ballyhoos and brouhahas about peacability of the Island of Peace were but gimmicks and abracadabra.  Our spin doctors are now in hot soup after losing their mojo and skulduggery  Their highly guarded secret that enabled them to take us for a ride is now open. Usanii mtupu na rongorongo za kichovu!
 As the days of his arrival drew near, everything started to unfold in the manner and speed nobody expected. The ridiculously true but hidden status of our rulers became clear though paradoxical.
Before the coming of Obama everything seemed to be intact and sound. Nobody knew that we’re manned by tin pot prefects that can be ordered by president of another hunk. We’re not making this up but the results of Obama’s stay in the hunk when they proved this beyond any doubt.  Before the coming of Obama the presider of the country of cowboys and gun lovers I didn't know that our presiders we used to emulate were but prefects.
They can do everything to please their masters even sacrificing the boozers whose taxes fatten them. Our boozers are valuable when they pay taxes for enabling bigwigs to tanua. Thereafter, they’re but chaffs after seeds have been sifted.
So too, security organs are but white elephants scooping our dosh for doing nothing. Whoever disputes this should tell us why they’re unable to guard one Obama. Some boozers say that these guys are good at protecting drug barons, thugs and corrupt biggies.  Likewise, our dog faces are good at lording it over Ntwara earthlings as it was recently reported without being refuted. They’re good at beating the civilians.
I didn't know that our hunk is a joint venture where by the US of A has many more shares than we have. The way Obama used our prefects for the whole while he’s in the hunk speaks volumes.
From this vantage one may say that our independence’s lost its gravitas thanks to the love of begging. Begging destroys the mind.  To be proud of it is one of the characteristics of a sick mind. Again, what sort of hypocrisy was it for mighty beggars to expel dirty beggars? I was told that even the ‘matching guys’ who scratch the surface to get something to feed their duped families were expelled without bothering to think how their loved ones would survive.
When Alhaj Mwinyi likened our hunk with the head of a mad man which a boozer uses to learn how to trim, he knew what the future had to offer. Now I can see his rationale though he’s an architect of all this megalomania.
When Mchonga said that the hunk was going to the dogs he knew what’d happen. What self-fulfilling prophecy! Don’t tell me that Bwana Mkubwa brought many goodies especially business opportunity for the hunk. Phew! How did we benefit from the African Growth and Opportunity Act (Agoa) and Millennium Development Goals (MDGs)? Bwana Mkubwa might come with sound proposals. Again, looking at our venal potentates, nothing will come forth.  Why are we going to keep on cascading into abject poverty despite hosting Bwana Mkubwa?  Looking at the look of things, we’re renowned for offering tax holidays to every swindler who can dine and wine venal high and mighty. We’re entering in bogus and dubious agreement with scrupulous investors. We spend our hard-earned dosh unwisely. Corruption’s been legitimized in the hunk. Don’t get me wrong saying I’m telling lies. Tell me. When we’re told that some thugs stashed dosh in offshore banks, what measures did we take against them? We've become a society of rats that gnash everything.  How many mega scam suspects are in our streets enjoying our dosh instead of being behind bars? How many looters are protected by the high and mighty? Can such a hunk be safe for Bwana Mkubwa? Maybe, he felt that due to our rust for dosh, some terrorists might buy our hyena-like officials and be able to attack him.
  Today spin doctors are singing praises that soon power rationing will be history after Bwana Mkubwa promised to invest heavily in Energy Generating Projects under Power Africa Initiative (PAI). Nonsense! Is investing in Richmond-Dowans-Symbion outfit viable or corruption? If Mzee Nyerere created TANESCO that thieves felled and vended to nourish Pichmond-Dowans-Symbion axis of corruption, how’ll new projects survive? They’ll fell them the way the felled TANESCO.  The darling buds of May.
One boozer, Zezete Mpendasifa left us in stitches. He said that Obama came to neutralize Chinese influence especially after he caught wind of uranium deposits that were recently discovered in our hunk.
Today’s nugget of wisdom is, “A promise is a comfort for a fool,” Gregory Isaacs, (1951-2010).
Source: Thisday July 8, 2013.

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