Congrats Kikwete on bankrupt politicians

President Jake Kikwete did something unique and fancy this time around. Boozers were elated in puzzlement so as to drink to death after hearing him take shots on divisive and bankrupt politicians who use religion, tribe, region and whatnot to dupe and win voters. Given that Kikwete knows it all, said it all well without any confabulation or imagination inflation. For, he knows it too well though some think he’s passing the buck and sugarcoating a zinger. His was a tall story told by the guy who did and know it all. Kikwete decided to stop doing a wise monkey’s see nothing and say nothing a la Ben Nkapa style. This attracted boozers though detractors wrongly think he’s afraid of rotten crop of bankrupt and corrupt politicians. They say.  He plays better than thou and do-as-I-told-you-but-not-as-I-do ballyhoos and hypocrisy.
Boozers swallowed on his honour after discovering that Kikwete’s recently seen the light on his way to Damascus after failing to deliver the boozers to the hunk of Kanywaji of milk and honey.
Kikwete’s recently quoted as saying, “I urge politicians not to cultivate the seeds of religious hatred or ‘regionism’ to the people, power should be sought peacefully through a ballot box.”  Well done Jake! Good stuff uh. Again, those doubting Kikwete’s sincerity are dead wrong. He knows it all pieces and bits. He told it pieces and bobs. Whether he’s sincere or otherwise, boozers care less. He knows that bankrupt politicians seek power by robbing public coffers like it was in the EPA scam. So too, he knows that bankrupt politicians use smear campaigns to gain popularity and votes. Indeed, Kikwete knows that bankrupt politicians use media to assassinate others’ character as it was in 2005. True, Kikwete knows that moribund and bankrupt politicians offer many false and empty promises to voters, use takrima and cheap popularity to garner votes if not rigging through the science of Chakachuazition.
Those thinking Kikwete failed miserably should think twice. Yes, he didn't deliver his better-life-for-all promise that turned to be bitter life for all.  Yes, he didn't annul fake and thuggish contracts in investment sector that have always allowed some buggers to scoop our minerals. True, he hasn't taken on thugs, drug barons, corrupt officials and whatnot. Again, by coming out of the closet he deserves boozers’ kudos.
I’m not trying to be an anthromorphosist or an anthrodenier. Again, Kikwete knows those bird-brained politicians by names, face and their evil networks aka mitandao. He knows them too well, and how they rob and offer kickbacks to the public be it through donations to churches or to youth groups. Kikwete knows it too well. His bankrupt politicians can defile and rape this already defiled and raped hunk. They’re known to everybody. Even birds know them. They are among us and with us.
Boozers know that Kikwete knows many things. He knows how venal politicians get power illegally so as to use it as a family property. They allow their kids, wives and courtiers to illegally use their power to mint and print dosh. They allow their wives to form thievish NGOs in the names of desperate people so as to rob them in the broad daylight. He’s a very humongous experience so to speak.  The good thing about Kikwete’s that he used the if-you-want-to eat-a-chicken-don’t-look-at-what-it-eats philosophy.
Kikwete knows how hoi polloi suffers thanks to being robbed by bankrupt politicians who steal and squander its money. He knows how sick politicians don’t stay in office. Instead, they spend much time travelling doing stupid things such as posing with the heads of football clubs in Europe. He, as well, knows how such politicians bless corruption and impunity. He surely knows how such bankrupt politicians ruin the hunk by taking ten percent in investment and other money-making ventures they invent such as Richmond, Dowans and Symbionic Danganyika.
I like Kikwete’s courage of the mad. He says what he feels regardless who’s going to be affected even if he’s the one. Refer to how he told pregnant school girls that it is because of their kiherehere. He didn’t bother to think that bad governance, corruption, poverty caused by corruption, neglecting schools are the causes. He once broke Boozers’ ribs when he said he didn’t know why they’re poor before adding that traffic jams are another new indicator for economic improvement. I remember.  When he campaigned for Andrew Chenge, Basil Pesambili Mramba, Edward Lowassa and Rostam Aziz who are accused of mega corruption, many said many things. He did not bother. He went on praising them to the skies. Since coming to power, he’s always toggled between, and commingled into two worlds mano a mano with his controversial consigliore and partners. This is Kikwete the smart guy that God chose for the boozers to deliver them from Egypt to Canaan
that’s nary been. Kikwete knows the dangers of nepotism, ‘religionism’ and ‘regionism’ among others. He knows how bankrupt leaders rob our coffers. He saw it all and now he’s saying it all. Bravo Jake. Tell your Salva Rweyemahumu to pack up and go if you want to become a toast for every boozer.
More than anybody, Kikwete knows the culture of impunity by rote.  Many wrongly see him as being as helpless as a new born little knowing he’s but a born again. He’s lived and witnessed it firsthand. Thus, what he admonished vis a vis junk politicians makes more sense given that it comes from the horse’s mouth. So don’t ignore it. Work on it in order to avoid repeating same mistake come 2015. Congrats Kikwete on coming out of the closet full of skeletons!
Will Kikwete new ‘awakening’ create a political firestorm in his party and the hunk? Will it end up being a tranquilizer-cum-soother aka changa la macho that’ll enable bankrupt politicos keep on doing biz as usual like drug barons, corrupt officials in the rank and thugs? Again, is Kikwete prepping or priming us for what’s yet to come? Time will accurately tell.
Source: Thisday July 15, 2013.