Avoid profiteers come to Prophet Boozer

When one political terrorist who became famous for opening terror-related charges against other opposing politicos visited  profiteer Temi matope Balogunya  Josh  the media became awash with this infamous move. Those unaware of who is Temimatope Balongunya Josh aka Tuberculosis Josh or TB Josh, he’s a Nigerian quack who con those you might think are wise and smart while they actually are the opposite.  Instead of helping those goons, the perforator makes their problems proliferate and they believe and call that God’s miracles. Ironically, such people call themselves people of God while they actually are people of dog not God. Why don’t people see what’s in the name? You’re told the guy’s name’s Mtemi wa matope yet you still believe he can perform miracles? Miracles in Nigeria! My foot! Those aspiring for presidency shouldn't look for miracles but instead they must look at themselves to see if they‘re clean enough. Presidency and power in general come from the people but not by miracles. The miracle one can perform is serving the people diligently and he or she’ll get power. This is the difference between Prophet Boozer and profiteer TB. Josh. I tell you what you don’t want to hear which turns out to be truth while quacks tell you want you’d like to hear which turns out to be mere lies and gibberish and rubbish.

The gawk made a killing by duping fools that he can see the future just like another deceased con known as Shehena Yaya. He’s already swindled many high and mighty from Joyous Banda the presider of Maravi who’ll soon lose in the coming general elections, the late Jon Atta millies and Fred Chilubha all former presiders, former Premiers Morgie Tsvanjirai, Eddie Lowassssa who can’t win any presidency and Win-Madiki Madiba who wanted to be reinstated as Diba’s wife to no avail and, the political terrorist in point Muigulu Michembe‘s there recently to destroy himself. 

Experience shows that all those who went to TB Josh are either losers or deceased. Tsvanjirai lost to Jongwe just recently while Lowassssa’s kicked out thanks to greed and corruption. Chiluba and Mills are all gone while Banda soon will be shown the way. As for Muigulu everybody knows what’s waiting for him after the fisadis are shown the door.

Sometimes, those you think are free are slaves who need to come to the boozer who’ll show ‘em how they suffer from lack of self-confidence. Therefore, they’re unfit for public office.  It’s natural that who eats others will be eaten and those who dupe other, so too, will be duped. Why’d such big leaders live under stupid conditions?  Look at Banda who clocked seven trips so as to cause eyebrows to raise back home whereby Maravians want to know what she goes to do there plus who foot the bills for her expensive private trips.

Ironically, those who went to this quack to seek blessings were sitting on them. For, what they did was to send the blessings to the quack that made a killing from them. Wajinga ndiyo waliwao.  Sometimes, I get mixed when it comes to define what the meaning of education is. Those you think are educated aren't and those you think are not, sometimes turn out to be educated. Under mzee Mchonga’s presidency it’s next to never to think that a presider or a minister would be a goon acting as if he or she’s no brain except massaburis. The quack’s enjoying all pomp and fame simply because he’s able to use famous sappy creature to make him famous. Mungu ampe nini?

Robbers go to this famous Nigerian robber in the cloak using roho mtakakitu he calls Holy Ghost. Is it Holy Ghost or gory ghost? His Wikipedia says that his country loves him a great deal more due to the fact that he attracts many tourists at the ration of 6 out of 10. What makes the story about thugs being robbed by another thug in cloak is the fact that the said thug isn’t even educated. Again, this smart puta is able to swindle those you’d categorize as educated and civilized.

The other day I heard one political thug telling others that he went to Nigeria to be blessed little knowingly that for Nigerian religious con men blessings are in Bongo-lala-Land where stupid goons rob their brethren and end up buying fake blessings. Refer to what came to light recently whereby some Nigerian con-in-Jesus men were apprehended in Tabata living in the country illegally and preaching the same nonsense. Wait. How many such same hyena-like preachers do we've in the hunk originating from DRC and other hunks? How many local thugs-in-cloak do we've making a killing so as to live like billionaires on the back of poor and stupid believers? If you want blessings come to the boozer. He won’t charge you anything. You just offer him kanywaji. He reciprocates by telling you bitter truth that will set you free.

Although Michembe went to TB Josh either to offer thanksgiving or seek more blessings, the thing is, the guy’s proving how stupid and unworthy he is. Soon, maybe, even his boss whose CV is all fake will go to seek remedy for it. Saada Mkuyati, are you thither my friend? Avoid profiteers. Come to prophet boozer everything’ll be spiffy.

Source: ThisDay Feb., 17, 2014.