Did you know govt spies on you?

         No news is good news save that every bad news is news.  I nearly freaked out when I heard that our govt snoops on its law-abiding boozers.Those who know what snooping is will be troubled to learn that boozers in the hunk have always been nosed around without their cognizance. According the bombshell Vodafone released recently by naming all snooping countries, our hunk’s one of them. There are 29 countries whose govts snoop on phone subscribers. They simply use phone companies we trust and give our dosh to while they actually vend our privacy.

          Let me define snooping or peeping next to pimping that an online dictionary defines as: Prowling or prying, go about in a sneaking, prying way, also defined as an act or instance of snooping or a person who snoops or a private detective. In a simple parlance, snooping’s just spying on you or kupiga chabo in your cranium hence in your whole life. To do away from such abuse, you just Snowden the said guys by spilling the beans so that preys can avoid their nets. Vodafone’s quoted in its report as saying, “In every country in which we operate, we have to abide by the laws of those countries which require us to disclose information about our customers to law enforcement agencies or other government authorities.” This means. Your govt’s involved in illegal activities as opposed to the constitution to get away with our conversations and secrets. Should we kick the govt out or spy back as our quid pro quo to this madness committed under the pretext of security? Whose security if at all we’re wronged?

Again, this crime’s some good tidings. For instance, spouses who think their partners cheat on them’ should talk to phone companies and get the whole big picture behind the curtains their lovers are involved. Warning, don’t start another Kosovo at home.

          Vodafone reports implicated eight African hunks namely DRC, Egypt, Ghana, Kenya, Lesotho, Mozambique, South Africa and Tanzania among 29 countries busted for their heinous crime against freedom. Although Vodafone didn’t go into niceties as to why such countries are snooping on their citizens. Those living in those countries should be made aware that their conversations with their loved ones, lovers, confidantes and whatnot are an open secret before the govts that listen to everything they mimic or talk about.  I’m trying  to imagine how embarrassing it is for my mama Kidume and I to find that all of our talks about many things especially those pertaining with bedroom are  monitored and stored in govt’s  hardware.

Against all odds, I didn't know that even those offers I make to certain Kanungaembe at our swallowing joint are known. I didn't know that all those romantic and lovely worded SMs I once sent to various chicks are somewhere stored for somebody to use whenever he or she thinks that it is time to fix me. If this is the real situation, those wakware sending dosh to prostitutes, students all sorts of chicks must brace themselves for troubles. Jokes aside, journo are going to be hit hard in this game of deceit and betrayal. If you’re one, you need to make sure that you use these gadgets minimally. Otherwise, we need to tell the power that be to get down off its high horse and stop spying on us.

          Now I know why Jake Kiquette said confidently that primary school girls impregnated is just because of their kiherehe. He knew something his spy masters told him about the behaviour of these pupils. It is easy to know what pupils, students even their parents do and love. You just go the phone company and get their information and analyze then make a conclusion. I wish communication between waishiwa, high-ranking- public officials and bwana Kiquette himself would be revealed to see how many chicks and wives have hit on.

So too, I wish the communication between and among fisadis would be made public so that we can see how they make a killing. I wish investors’ communication with their home countries and our local traitors would be made possible so that we can know how they vend us. This way, by and large, boozers would be able to know how EPA, ESCROW, Kagodam, Richmonduli, Dowans, IpTL and other profligacy were conceived and executed in the first place.

I’d wish that the coming govt use the same info to probe what the outgoing govt did in making the hunk corruption friendly. I’d like to hear how, for instance, president was begging, or his sons and daughters use his office to make a killing without forgetting WaMA and the way it was courting donors using White House’s emblem.

          All can be said and done. I can’t understand why authorities are gambling with our rights and privacy in the first place. You don’t need to be a savant to know that what’s going on under the pretext of our security is our own insecurity. Why'd they spy on us for us to be safe? Who’s spying on them? Let them tell us the truth about this spying but not issuing mumbo-jumbo to boob and cool us down. Did you know the govt’s been and still’s spying on you? If you didn't know this disaster hanging over you, you now know.

          No news is good news save that every bad news is news.  I nearly freaked out when I heard that our govt snoops on its law-abiding boozers.Those who know what snooping is will be troubled to learn that boozers in the hunk have always been nosing around without their cognizance. According the bombshell Vodafone released recently by naming all snooping countries, our hunk’s one of them. There are 29 countries whose govts snoop on phone subscribers. They simply use phone companies we trust and give our dosh to while they actually vend our privacy.

          Let me define snooping or peeping next to pimping that an online dictionary defines as: Prowling or prying, go about in a sneaking, prying way, also defined as an act or instance of snooping or a person who snoops or a private detective. In a simple parlance, snooping’s just spying on you or kupiga chabo in your cranium hence in your whole life. To do away from such abuse, you just Snowden the said guys by spilling the beans so that preys can avoid their nets. Vodafone’s quoted in its report as saying, “In every country in which we operate, we have to abide by the laws of those countries which require us to disclose information about our customers to law enforcement agencies or other government authorities.” This means. Your govt’s involved in illegal activities as opposed to the constitution to get away with our conversations and secrets. Should we kick the govt out or spy back as our quid pro quo to this madness committed under the pretext of security? Whose security if at all we’re wronged?

Again, this crime’s some good tidings. For instance, spouses who think their partners cheat on them’ should talk to phone companies and get the whole big picture behind the curtains their lovers are involved. Warning, don’t start another Kosovo at home.

          Vodafone reports implicated eight African hunks namely DRC, Egypt, Ghana, Kenya, Lesotho, Mozambique, South Africa and Tanzania among 29 countries busted for their heinous crime against freedom. Although Vodafone didn’t go into niceties as to why such countries are snooping on their citizens. Those living in those countries should be made aware that their conversations with their loved ones, lovers, confidantes and whatnot are an open secret before the govts that listen to everything they mimic or talk about.  I’m trying  to imagine how embarrassing it is for my mama Kidume and I to find that all of our talks about many things especially those pertaining with bed the bedroom are  monitored and stored in govt’s  hardware.

Against all odds, I didn’t know that even those offers I make to certain Kanungaembe at our swallowing joint are known. I didn't know that all those lovely worded SMs I once sent to various chicks are somewhere stored for somebody to use whenever he or she thinks that it is time to fix me. If this is the real situation, those wakware sending dosh to prostitutes, students all sorts of chicks must brace themselves for troubles. Jokes aside, journo are going to be hit hard in this game of deceit and betrayal. If you’re one, you need to make sure that you use these gadgets minimally. Otherwise, we need to tell the power that be to get down off its high horse and stop spying on us.

          Now I know why Jake Kiquette said confidently that primary school girls impregnated is just because of their kiherehe. He knew something his spy masters told him about the behaviour of these pupils. It is easy to know what pupils, students even their parents do and love. You just go the phone company and get their information and analyze then make a conclusion. I wish communication between waishiwa, high-ranking- public officials and bwana Kiquette himself would be revealed to see how many chicks and wives have hit on.

So too, I wish the communication between and among fisadis would be made public so that we can see how they make a killing. I wish investors’ communication with their home countries and our local traitors would be made possible so that we can know how they vend us. This way, by and large, boozers would be able to know how EPA, ESCROW, Kagodam, Richmonduli, Dowans, IpTL and other profligacy were conceived and executed in the first place.

I’d wish that the coming govt use the same info to probe what the outgoing govt did in making the hunk corruption friendly. I’d like to hear how, for instance, president was begging, or his sons and daughters use his office to make a killing without forgetting WaMA and the way it was courting donors using White House’s emblem.

          All can be said and done. I can’t understand why authorities are gambling with our rights and privacy in the first place. You don’t need to be a savant to know that what’s going on under the pretext of our security is our own insecurity. Why'd they spy on us for us to be safe? Who’s spying on them? Let them tell us the truth about this spying but not issuing mumbo-jumbo to boob and cool us down. Did you know the govt’s been and still’s spying on you? If you didn't know this disaster hanging over you, you now know.

Source: ThisDay June 23, 2014.